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Someone please release, a "Tome of Freaks, for 5E".

Started by Jam The MF, September 21, 2022, 06:09:33 PM

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Jam The MF

September 21, 2022, 06:09:33 PM
Please do it!!! ;)
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Zelen

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September 21, 2022, 08:39:16 PM
What do you imagine would be in the Tome of Freaks?

moonsweeper

#2
September 21, 2022, 08:41:34 PM
Most of the WOTC and GenCon staff?
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Jam The MF

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September 21, 2022, 10:44:47 PM Last Edit: September 21, 2022, 10:48:34 PM by Jam The MF
Quote from: Zelen on September 21, 2022, 08:39:16 PM
What do you imagine would be in the Tome of Freaks?


The recent attention being given to Kobold Press, reminded me that they have been quite successful of late; with Tome of Beasts, Tome of Beasts II, Creature Codex, and Creature Codex II.  All of those titles are stamped "5E" on the cover, because WOTC won't allow more specific language in reference to their RPG.

Having a Tome of Freaks, or a Freak Codex; would be a way to give the SJW collective, a piece of our mind.
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PulpHerb

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September 21, 2022, 10:59:22 PM
Isn't the recent Radiant Citadel this book?

Jam The MF

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September 22, 2022, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: PulpHerb on September 21, 2022, 10:59:22 PM
Isn't the recent Radiant Citadel this book?


If so, I bet their stat blocks weren't scripted by good OSR designers.
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Angry Goblin

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September 22, 2022, 01:42:59 AM
Quote from: moonsweeper on September 21, 2022, 08:41:34 PM
Most of the WOTC and GenCon staff?

Priceless!  8)
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Wisithir

#7
September 22, 2022, 01:52:33 AM
Would it include chromatic land-wales or rename them to butter-golems?

Effete

#8
September 22, 2022, 05:43:48 AM
So is this supposed to be parody book with SJWs depicted as monsters?

Zelen

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September 22, 2022, 08:38:09 AM Last Edit: September 22, 2022, 08:48:35 AM by Zelen
Quote from: Wisithir on September 22, 2022, 01:52:33 AM
Would it include chromatic land-wales or rename them to butter-golems?

Those are some funny ideas, I like. (Although butter doesn't cause obesity or heart disease, so I'd never use that even though it's a great image)

Jam The MF

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September 22, 2022, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Effete on September 22, 2022, 05:43:48 AM
So is this supposed to be parody book with SJWs depicted as monsters?

Yes
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Effete

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September 22, 2022, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: Jam The MF on September 22, 2022, 01:51:06 PM
Yes

Oh, ok.

What about...
Karon - A spirit in a black hood and capri pants with a stern expression permanently etched on her face. She ferries dead souls across the River Pryx to meet the manager.

Zelen

#12
September 22, 2022, 05:04:12 PM
You can argue that the Karen personality/smear is highly represented among SJWs, but it's not really an SJW thing in any meaningful way.

Jam The MF

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September 22, 2022, 05:23:22 PM
Quote from: Effete on September 22, 2022, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: Jam The MF on September 22, 2022, 01:51:06 PM
Yes

Oh, ok.

What about...
Karon - A spirit in a black hood and capri pants with a stern expression permanently etched on her face. She ferries dead souls across the River Pryx to meet the manager.


That's hilarious!!!
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Jam The MF

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September 22, 2022, 05:24:28 PM
Danger Hair deserves a write up.
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