What would the Character Classes be?

Confused PreTeen
Mama's Boy
Aggressive TomBoy
Sheltered Forty something
Psychobabble
Self Deprecator
Tattletale
Cranial Fartblossom
Social Misfit
Underachiever
Wannabe Dictator
Thought Marshall
Delicate Flower
Perpetual Victim
Vicious Gropemonger

Coddling Parent (support role)

Edit: It wouldn't be much of a 3.PF game without a nice set of Prestige Classes...

Keyboard Warrior
Supreme Court Justice of the Forums
Beat Poet
Outrage Conjurer
Mad Moderator
Fact Transmuter
Political Webcomic Invoker
Sign Shaker

Sandra's Safespace Saddle. Magic Item.

Sandra's Safespace Saddle is a large extra-dimensional pocket space that holds up to 10 people comfortably. Upon entering, S'sSS removes all negative conditions, poisons and diseases. S'sSS immediately heals all damage to the character entering it, including Attribute damage.

While within the Safespace, any harmful, hateful or potentially problematic speech is instantly magically edited into something pleasant, rewarding and kind to all listeners. All sleep within the Safespace counts as double the time slept. While in the Safespace any character's biases, prejudices or hatreds are suspended. Any games of chance or competitions result in all participants winning. Anyone suffering from any negative mental condition has that condition suspended until leaving the Safespace.

A character can only benefit from one use of S'sSS per day.

Quote from: trechriron;1086585Sandra's Safespace Saddle. Magic Item.

Sandra's Safespace Saddle is a large extra-dimensional pocket space that holds up to 10 people comfortably. Upon entering, S'sSS removes all negative conditions, poisons and diseases. S'sSS immediately heals all damage to the character entering it, including Attribute damage.

While within the Safespace, any harmful, hateful or potentially problematic speech is instantly magically edited into something pleasant, rewarding and kind to all listeners. All sleep within the Safespace counts as double the time slept. While in the Safespace any character's biases, prejudices or hatreds are suspended. Any games of chance or competitions result in all participants winning. Anyone suffering from any negative mental condition has that condition suspended until leaving the Safespace.

A character can only benefit from one use of S'sSS per day.

HA! Nice one. That's inspired me to create:

Zhe's Card of the Cross.

A Card of the Cross is a one-use consumable magical item. It appears solid black on one side, with a slightly sideways-tilted cross on the other. It can be readied at any time as a Move action and can be used to instantly remove any ongoing mental affect such as Stunning or Fear, or cancel out any mind-affecting spell aside from Charm or Geas, or used to force someone to make a successful Will save of DC15 or be Silenced for one hour.

As soon as the card is used, however, it burns up in a puff of flame and emits a brief but loud screeching noise; the user's hair is then dyed a random color for the following 24 hours. Any of these colors causes a -2 penalty to all stealth rolls for the duration, to Diplomacy and Intimidation checks, and to resist further Fear affects or similar. If the user uses more than one Card of the Cross during that 24 hour period, the period is extended to 24 hours again and the penalties outlined above stack.

The hair can be shaved if desired, but only one side of the head or the other (attempts to shave bald result in all of it spontaneously regrowing), and does not mitigate any of these effects.

Roll 1d4 for color:
1. Green.
2. Pink/red.
3. Aqua.
4. Purple.

I move that instead of races, we use genders.

Quote from: Doom;1086588I move that instead of races, we use genders.

Yes!!!

I can finally play a Vicious Gropemonger!!!

Quote from: Doom;1086588I move that instead of races, we use genders.

Well that certainly opens us wide up for future splatbooks.

Near-Male
Self Loathing White

Shouldn't this go in Design, Development & Gameplay?

I suppose deities would include Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Hugo Chavez, Dan Olson, Anita Sarkeesian, Brian Simms, Yvette Falarca, Kim Jong Un, Darren MacLerran, GG Allin, Henry Rollins, Kamala Harris, Huey P. Newton, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Professor Dumbledore, Noam Chomsky, and David "Olivia" Hill.

You forgot Che Guevara.

Quote from: Manic Modron;1086599You forgot Che Guevara.

You're right. I forgot that he is an SJW icon.

On a semi-off topic note, I've been doing research on the schizophrenic genius and computer programming prodigy Terry A. Davis ever since I saw the "Down The Rabbit Hole" video about him.

He died in 2018 after being struck by a train in Oregon and it is debated whether or not his death was an accident or a suicide.

Personally, I think he was murdered by Antifa.

I'm sure the local Antifa gangs did him in as Antifa has a heavy presence in Oregon. They run both Portland and Eugene the same way the Italian Mafia controlled Las Vegas back in the 1970's or how the KKK controlled several state legislatures in the South during the 1920's.

I would not be surprised if Antifa killed him in a way that would look like an accident or suicide.

Courtney Love killed El Deuce in a similar manner because he knew too much about the true nature of Kurt Cobain's death.

I'm sure Terry probably knew something about Antifa he should not have known, but given his severe schizophrenia, he could not properly communicate it to the proper authorities.

And yet those vile punk scum murdered him in cold blood anyway.

Anarcho-Communism. Not Even Once.

Quote from: Doc Sammy;1086603I'm sure the local Antifa gangs did him in as Antifa has a heavy presence in Oregon. They run both Portland and Eugene the same way the Italian Mafia controlled Las Vegas back in the 1970's or how the KKK controlled several state legislatures in the South during the 1920's.

I live in Portland.  Antifa doesn't control shit.  It's just a bunch of people who don't want to get a fucking job like the rest of us.

Also are you serious about all that other shit you said or are you just trying to get lulz?

Quote from: myleftnut;1086605Also are you serious about all that other shit you said or are you just trying to get lulz?

Maybe it is an adventure idea?

Quote from: myleftnut;1086605I live in Portland.  Antifa doesn't control shit.  It's just a bunch of people who don't want to get a fucking job like the rest of us.

Also are you serious about all that other shit you said or are you just trying to get lulz?

I'm serious, I've heard rumors of Antifa having connections to city government and that's why the police have been forced to treat obvious Anarcho-Communist and Neo-Bolshevik terrorists with kid gloves.

Although, Manic Modron may be onto something about this theory of mine being a good inspiration for an adventure.