Quote from: Razor 007;1086647This book must have as many pages as possible; and should require a +1 Strength score or better, to be carried one-handed.  It can also be used to inflict Bludgeoning damage at-will.

Wasn't it the HERO System rulebook that was thick enough to stop a bullet? SJWFinder should strive to be that.

Ok.  Some publish this!  I can only imagine the sore rectums on TBP.

Edit.  Someone

Quote from: myleftnut;1086660Ok.  Some publish this!  I can only imagine the sore rectums on TBP.

Hell, this thread alone may accomplish that inside their mod communications.

Someone go there and link to this thread........

Quote from: myleftnut;1086635Second I have the answers you seek. Those people have rich parents and live with the comfort of knowing no matter how much they fuck up, they have a golden parachute to bail them out. Theres a strange phenomenon here in Portland that I haven't encountered anywhere else. Certainly not back east where I'm originally from.  We have a whole generation of young adults who appear to be homeless when in fact they have trust funds. It's bizarre.

Nope, I used to see that same phenomenon in Seattle during the 90's. You'd see these twentysomethings hanging out on the street or in alleys or in doorways who would be begging for money, but they would have brand new shiny piercings and brand new leather jackets and brand new boots. They were just bored rich kids who came to Seattle so they could go slumming and fool themselves that they were hip bohemians. It used to piss me off because I was about the same age and was putting myself through college on the GI Bill and working 40+ hours a week, meanwhile if those shits ever felt the merest taste of deprivation - out would come mommy and daddy's credit card to make it all better.

Wouldn't it make more sense (and be easier) to base it on Swords and Wizardry? Finch seems to be as SJW as anyone at Paizo and Frog God actually did do a SJW edition of that, with all the editors/artists/whatnot women. (But that seems to have gone down the memory hole, with the deification of Bill Webb)

Finch doesn't work for/at Paizo.

Quote from: SHARK;1086654My father told me that in 1982.

Wow SHARK.  You are 37 years older than me. God bless you my new friend.

Edit.  Id probably get banned on rpgnet for bringing God into a thread.

Edit 2. Trust Fund Bum

Quote from: myleftnut;1086667Wow SHARK.  You are 37 years older than me. God bless you my new friend.

Edit.  Id probably get banned on rpgnet for bringing God into a thread.

Edit 2. Trust Fund Bum

Greetings!

Thank you, myleftnut! LOL.

I'm young!:D Despite feeling fairly young, I admit, I often feel like I'm some kind of dinosaur. There's scientists and psychologists that talk about the "pace of change" and the "growth of knowledge" and how people, as human beings, have different *rates* in which they embrace and assimilate new knowledge. Technology to some extent, but also with mainly the social changes, it all feels way too fast for me, at least on some days, you know? Back in 1998-2000, I was fine with cell phones, for example. Nowadays they have all kinds of crazy shit on them I don't even use, or even bother to learn. I joked with a friend that "I'm sometimes ready to go get one of those uber-simple phones, you know the ones they make for AARP members or something, with the giant numbers on them, and basic programs!" I get by though, even with my fancy phone that does all the crazy shit. LOL.

I hardly think you are a kid, my friend! I was a kid then, in 1982. Sammy is a kid. He's only 25. I'm old enough to kind of think anyone under 30 is still a kid. It's kind of wierd how when you are under, say, 40, you often view yourself as mature, and an adult, and having your shit together, and you've got everything figured out. Perhaps being a veteran, maybe having kids, getting divorced, buying and owning a house, all that kind of stuff and reaching 40 and beyond, other things that people can often experience, death and trauma, different knowledge kind of drops on you, as you grow, and learn, and you *then* realize, whoa, there was a bunch of shit at 25 or 35 that I just still didn't know, or didn't have the experience of. Life is wierd that way.

Where from back east you from, my friend? In the Marine Corps, I had a couple of buddies from back east. One buddy was from Chicago, another was from the Bronx in New York, another was from South Carolina, and another was from Florida. LOL. How the hell did you go from the east to *Oregon* of all places?

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

Magic items
- Ring of Butthurt
- Cloak of Gossamer Skin
- Circlet of Concern
- Potion of Problematic
- Belt of Entitlement
- Helmet of the White Knight

Standard Issue Magic Gear for the SJW Royal Guard

Goggles of Color Blindness
Wand of Nazi Detection
Girdles of Feminism
Decanters of Endless Soymilk
Armor of Limitless Outrage
Pussyhats of Mental Collapse (they think it's a weapon not realizing it's a cursed item)
Hairdye of Prismatic Virtue


this is too easy...

Safespace
Abjuration
Level:   SJW 1, Protection 1
Components:   VSDF+
Casting Time:   1 standard action
Range:   Up-twinkle
Target:   Ally
Duration:   1 round/level
Saving Throw:   Will negates
Spell Resistance:   No

There definitely should be a "MALE FEMINIST" class, but I can't decide if there should be one for "PERFORMATIVE ALLY", or if there should just be an attribute for "PERFORMATIVE WOKENESS".

Should "DANGER HAIR" be an attribute or a skill?

"Dare ye enter... the Chamber of Echoes?"

"The Tumblr of Elemental Evil"

Quote from: Godfather Punk;1086682- Cloak of Gossamer Skin
- Belt of Entitlement
- Helmet of the White Knight

Quote from: tenbones;1086726Goggles of Color Blindness
Wand of Nazi Detection
Decanters of Endless Soymilk

Quote from: ArrozConLeche;1086728Should "DANGER HAIR" be an attribute or a skill?

LOL. These are excellent, nice job everyone.

Quote from: tenbones;1086726this is too easy...

It really is. They practically write themselves...