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Since PF is open gaming content.... let's create SJWfinder the RPG!!!

Started by Razor 007, May 07, 2019, 05:27:22 PM

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Crawford Tillinghast

Quote from: S'mon;1088471For a given value of "your", since SJWs of course do not biologically reproduce.

The Sea Lion swims up:  "Say, what do you think about a Constitutional Convention to overturn Roe v. Wade?  OBTW, how do you feel about people who abstain from hetero-normal sex having an opinion on abortion?

Quote from: Crawford Tillinghast;1088464So SJWfinder has MAGA (not!orcs) as the race of irredeemable not quite people.  They are directly ripped off from the "rednecks" of Macho Women With Guns.


Quote from: Thornhammer;1088472MAGA the Infuriating, CR 30 primary bad guy boss.  Size, of course, is Yuge.

Twitter Rampage: drives Justice Heroes crazy by proximity. -4 to all saves.
Cone of Orange: ranged attack, does 6d8 Injustice damage on a hit.  Devolves target into a frothing pool of rage on a critical hit.
Build The Wall: MAGA attempts to summon a wall, height of his choosing.  Roll a d10 - on a 7 or less, funding for the wall is blocked by a Screaming Liberal Congresscritter, which appears holding a protest sign.  It will join the Justice Heroes in fighting MAGA but demands a campaign contribution first.

I like yours better, so not!orcs are called Deplorables, who's battle cry is "MAGA!" rather than Wauugh!.

Quote from: kythri;1088473As long as I get to play a ranger who turns to the rest of the party to say "Watch your step - this is MAGA country."

TWEEEEEET!
Everyone take a five minute time out for group hugs and re-affirmation, while Kythri ponders on his lack of inclusiveness for the ambulatory challenged!

Crawford Tillinghast

Quote from: GeekyBugle;1088478The working title is fine and all but, we need a definitive title for the game. How's Soyboys & Dangerhairs sound?

Lets go another route:  SJW:  The Reeeeeing.

RandyB

Quote from: Crawford Tillinghast;1088528Lets go another route:  SJW:  The Reeeeeing.

And to the title of the thread, use all of the Open Content from Pathfinder 1E. That will turn the Reeeeee up to 11. Maybe 12.

kythri

Quote from: Crawford Tillinghast;1088527TWEEEEEET!
Everyone take a five minute time out for group hugs and re-affirmation, while Kythri ponders on his lack of inclusiveness for the ambulatory challenged!

B-B-B-Bbut it's what my character would do!  Xe took the "Ableist" flaw so xe could get a +4 to xis Virtue Signalling" stat!

GeekyBugle

The holy milkshake, it banishes the unwoke that get hit by it, rendering all their arguments debunked. If dumped on top of a single PC it inflicts 3d6 damage directly, no armor damage reduction.
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Razor 007

How about, "Freakfinder" RPG?
Or........

Genderbender RPG
Genderquest RPG
I need you to roll a perception check.....

remial

I can't decide if this thread makes me want to laugh or throw up.  (not you guys, you guys rock, it is the people this game is parodying that do it)

would Charisma be the only Attribute in this game?
(I think it is obvious that there is no intelligence or wisdom involved in the characters)

SavageSchemer

Quote from: remial;1089141I can't decide if this thread makes me want to laugh or throw up.  (not you guys, you guys rock, it is the people this game is parodying that do it)

would Charisma be the only Attribute in this game?
(I think it is obvious that there is no intelligence or wisdom involved in the characters)

Yeah I don't know. I'm having a hard time thinking of any SJW I've ever known as being charismatic. Too much anger, all the time, taints person in ways that you instinctively don't want to be anywhere around.
The more clichéd my group plays their characters, the better. I don't want Deep Drama™ and Real Acting™ in the precious few hours away from my family and job. I want cheap thrills, constant action, involved-but-not-super-complex plots, and cheesy but lovable characters.
From "Play worlds, not rules"

remial

Quote from: SavageSchemer;1089229Yeah I don't know. I'm having a hard time thinking of any SJW I've ever known as being charismatic. Too much anger, all the time, taints person in ways that you instinctively don't want to be anywhere around.

ok, sorry, that should probably be "Charisma"or something similar to represent their social following. like the more sycophants they get following them the higher their "Charisma" stat gets. different from level.

GeekyBugle

Quote from: remial;1089253ok, sorry, that should probably be "Charisma"or something similar to represent their social following. like the more sycophants they get following them the higher their "Charisma" stat gets. different from level.

Likes turn into reach. The stat should be influence (they deem themselves influencers)
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Razor 007

Quote from: GeekyBugle;1089255Likes turn into reach. The stat should be influence (they deem themselves influencers)


"15 people read my post on the internet.  I think I'm famous!!!"
I need you to roll a perception check.....

GeekyBugle

Quote from: Razor 007;1089273"15 people read my post on the internet.  I think I'm famous!!!"

"This means all the TTRPG "Communiteh" agrees with me!"
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Thornhammer

Quote from: GeekyBugle;1089255Likes turn into reach. The stat should be influence (they deem themselves influencers)

Sufficient Influence allows the Justice Hero to cast:

Summon Smash Mob
Components: Influence, Somatic, Verbal
Casting Time: Maybe ten minutes to do the video, but the more time between the casting and the event, the bigger the crowd.
Casting Requirements: Spend 2 Influence, film a video requesting help and post online.  Must begin video with the phrase "Hey, YouTube!" and end video with the phrase "Don't forget to subscribe and visit my Patreon."
Effect: Summons a substantial mob of ill-equipped individuals to help with the desired destructive event.  Mostly show, and will disperse quickly upon the casting of Summon The Man.  Can be used as a distraction, might break a couple of windows, otherwise they mill around yelling and screaming.
Duration: 10 - 15 minutes or until arrival of authority figures.

GeekyBugle

Quote from: Thornhammer;1089307Sufficient Influence allows the Justice Hero to cast:

Summon Smash Mob
Components: Influence, Somatic, Verbal
Casting Time: Maybe ten minutes to do the video, but the more time between the casting and the event, the bigger the crowd.
Casting Requirements: Spend 2 Influence, film a video requesting help and post online.  Must begin video with the phrase "Hey, YouTube!" and end video with the phrase "Don't forget to subscribe and visit my Patreon."
Effect: Summons a substantial mob of ill-equipped individuals to help with the desired destructive event.  Mostly show, and will disperse quickly upon the casting of Summon The Man.  Can be used as a distraction, might break a couple of windows, otherwise they mill around yelling and screaming.
Duration: 10 - 15 minutes or until arrival of authority figures.

We seriously need someone to put all of this in a neat document.
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Spinachcat

Each player has to be scored on the Oppression/Privilege index and that results in a percentage which is multiplied against any XP earned during an adventure. For instance, cis gender white males must give up 90% of their XP every session, and its redistributed to the other players based on their Oppression scores. This score is also used in determining how who pays what amount for this week's vegan pizza with soy cheese.