I put Serpent7's head thru a wall when he stole my lighter. I was trying to knock him onto the couch, but had a little too much adrenaline and momentum, so ended up knocking him over the couch.
I put Chad thru a door.
Strife tried to drown me in the fish pond.
Rosh punched me in the gut when I convinced him I'd killed Chad. I hadn't.
I got tired of players showing up without their books, asking me to borrow a book, THEN, when I was wasting my time getting a book for them, not even paying attention to me- so I would toss the book at their face. That usually got the point across not to ignore me when you asked me to do a favor for you. I stopped doing that when Ace said he'd beat me with the book if I threw another one at a player's head.
I chained Joey to the gaming table.
I shot at Malentendo's head with a crossbow. Missed by inches. This was after he put a crossbow bolt into my wall. After joking that I wasn't going to get my security deposit back on the apartment.
Strife brought a knife to the game. I poked another player in the stomach to see how sharp it was. Pretty sharp, it drew blood. He was a new player, he didn't come back.
When waking up from an all-night game, I went to wake up Ace, who wanted to sleep. I get pestering him to wake up. Finally, he grabbed an empty coke can near the couch and crushed it into my kneecap to incapacitate me.
When I licked Ace's bare back, he was startled, and caught me in the throat with his elbow.
Once Ace & I were wrestling and rolled across his knife collection, which was on the floor where he was cleaning it.
Once Ace shot an arrow from a bow indoors. It passed through 2 walls. Didn't hit anyone.
Once I threw a bag of fireworks onto Ace's bed to wake up Jason.
Once Ace set me on fire. He was surprised when I didn't try to put myself out, so he had to save me.
Ace & Serpent7 got into a fist fight, but I wasn't there to see it.
I got into a fight with a werewolf, but he was a friend. We weren't even mad at each other. I got a black eye. He was a martial artist with a fantastic amount of strength. The best part was going in to see my boss, so he could see the black eye and knew I wasn't making the story up just to get out of work, to tell him I wouldn't be in to work tonight.
Those are the most interesting ones.