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Started by thedungeondelver, December 27, 2012, 09:41:25 AM

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James Gillen

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Every Sperm Is Sacred.

JG
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Quote from: James Gillen;617706Every Sperm Is Sacred.

Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

J Arcane

Quote from: Planet Algol;617433Jesus fucking christ, have you ever read anything else on that fucking website?

"HUMOUR WEBSITE POSTS INACCURATE REVIEW"

Fucking halfhead.
So which is it then?  A shocking exposé of a disturbing game, or an exaggerated parody?

You can't really play both cards here.
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Planet Algol

Quote from: J Arcane;617717So which is it then?  A shocking exposé of a disturbing game, or an exaggerated parody?

You can't really play both cards here.
I find it consistent with every other "actual play" episode of WTF D&D, such as the Conan AD&D adventures and Call of Cthulhu adventures, but with a shocking reveal at the end.
Yeah, but who gives a fuck? You? Jibba?

Well congrats. No one else gives a shit, so your arguments are a waste of breath.

Nexus

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JG

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J Arcane

Quote from: Planet Algol;617720I find it consistent with every other "actual play" episode of WTF D&D, such as the Conan AD&D adventures and Call of Cthulhu adventures, but with a shocking reveal at the end.

What I mean is, much as I hate to admit it, Grim has a point.

This whole thread has been based on an assumption that the review was accurate, and loudly trumpted as final proof of the game's absolute pantswetting lawncrapper status.

Now someone points out the details might be suspect, and suddenly it's just parody?  

You can't really hold to both and maintain any kind of credibility or consistency.
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I'm not cool with fun sexualization of children.
Yeah, but who gives a fuck? You? Jibba?

Well congrats. No one else gives a shit, so your arguments are a waste of breath.

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So by your logic if I posted "The Traveller is a rapist" that means I'm a rapist and I love rape and I want to rape TheRPGPundit. Which is silly because I don't fuck smokers.

Tsk, tsk.  Rape isn't about sex, it's about power.
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crkrueger

Quote from: J Arcane;617717So which is it then?  A shocking exposé of a disturbing game, or an exaggerated parody?

You can't really play both cards here.

An exaggerated parody of a shockingly disturbing game?:D
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J Arcane

Quote from: Planet Algol;617730I'm not cool with fun sexualization of children.

Are you suggesting I am?
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#220
Quote from: J Arcane;617746Are you suggesting I am?

Definitely not.

Like I've said, I don't see the depiction of Maid on SA any different that their COC or AD&D Conan accounts of play, until the end.

Hell, if I was forced to play Maid with my friends, it would probably be a lot like the SA article.
Yeah, but who gives a fuck? You? Jibba?

Well congrats. No one else gives a shit, so your arguments are a waste of breath.