I'll keep my current dice bag, thanks...

arminius · May 26, 2007, 10:11:06 PM

Um, yuck?

Pierce Inverarity · May 26, 2007, 10:16:18 PM

What a unique idea!

beejazz · May 26, 2007, 10:36:23 PM

Me:WHAT?! WHAT!? WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT!? WHAT?!
Someone else:What?
Me:Goddamned kangaroo scrotum, that's what!

That's what someone else gets for looking over my shoulder at exactly the wrong second. Namely, the second in which I exclaim loudly in surprise at my computer monitor.

Kyle Aaron · May 26, 2007, 10:38:57 PM

And if you were a member of Heaven's Gate, you could use your own!

Though I don't know if any of them were roleplayers... Does this guy look like any GMs you've had?

arminius · May 26, 2007, 11:18:02 PM

C'mon, J-B, don't try to deflect the conversation onto nice American suicide cults. Everybody knows all you Ozzie roleplayers have roo scrote bags to carry around your dice fashioned from croc teeth. Probably play your games in the back of a fried-out combie, drinking Fosters and eating vegemite sandwiches until you chunder.

Admit it.

David Johansen · May 26, 2007, 11:18:08 PM

Scrotums (Scroti?) have always been very popular for making pouches. They're the right size and the right shape.

J Arcane · May 27, 2007, 12:15:38 AM

Quote from: Elliot WilenC'mon, J-B, don't try to deflect the conversation onto nice American suicide cults. Everybody knows all you Ozzie roleplayers have roo scrote bags to carry around your dice fashioned from croc teeth. Probably play your games in the back of a fried-out combie, drinking Fosters and eating vegemite sandwiches until you chunder.

Admit it.

I've been told on some authority that Australians by and large don't drink Fosters.

I forget who it was, but one bloke considered it sort of a cruel joke the Aussies play on America, selling their rough equivalent to an Olde English as if it was some quality import brew.

Pierce Inverarity · May 27, 2007, 12:24:39 AM

Quote from: Elliot Wilenvegemite sandwiches

Is vegemite the same thing as marmite? Because that stuff is unadulterated poison. I lived in England for a couple of years and tried it once. I emerged from the coma, a different man... Hardened? Yes. But bitter, too.

Ian Absentia · May 27, 2007, 12:41:15 AM

QuoteImagine the look on their faces when you remove your warhammer dice from a genuine kangaroo scrotum ! !

Imagine the looks on their faces when I remove my dice from my own scrotum.

!i!

arminius · May 27, 2007, 12:55:23 AM

Quote from: J ArcaneI've been told on some authority that Australians by and large don't drink Fosters.

Impossible! Television does not lie!

jeff37923 · May 27, 2007, 12:57:38 AM

My Crown Royal bag does nicely, thanks.

Settembrini · May 27, 2007, 01:22:15 AM

QuoteIs vegemite the same thing as marmite? Because that stuff is unadulterated poison. I lived in England for a couple of years and tried it once. I emerged from the coma, a different man... Hardened? Yes. But bitter, too.

No, vegemite is the wussed out version of Bovril.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovril

Look at the article it says adventure all over!

EDIT: I just saw that marmite is also a wusse dout version. Without beef it´s not real.

Mmmm Bovril!

Pierce Inverarity · May 27, 2007, 01:37:53 AM

Fuck that shit.

Can your Bovril do this?--

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4353055.stm

arminius · May 27, 2007, 02:48:43 AM

Here you go: Marmite "Blob" ad

RPGPundit · May 27, 2007, 12:21:22 PM

Here in uruguay the most traditional versions of the gourds used to drink yerba mate were lined in bulls' scrotums.

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