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Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?

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SHARK:
Greetings!

I have in recent months purchased some new miniatures for my miniature collection for gaming. In looking through miniature company sites, 3D Printers, and so on, I have noticed that there are many Goblin miniatures that certainly qualify as being alluring and provocative. I have noticed a similar trend in various gaming-related art work. Then, I recently watched a video on Neckbeardia where they talked about all of these sexy Goblins and people wanting to have sex with hot Goblins.

Wow. So, when did green-skinned Goblins become short-stack Kim Kardashian strumpets?

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

Banjo Destructo:
The forgotten realms, pathfinder, and a bunch of other things, have just become a big furry convention where lots of people don't want to play humans and just use different races/species as player characters to show how "quirky and unique" they are while yiffing all over your furniture.

DM_Curt:

--- Quote from: SHARK on October 19, 2021, 03:54:18 PM ---Greetings!

I have in recent months purchased some new miniatures for my miniature collection for gaming. In looking through miniature company sites, 3D Printers, and so on, I have noticed that there are many Goblin miniatures that certainly qualify as being alluring and provocative. I have noticed a similar trend in various gaming-related art work. Then, I recently watched a video on Neckbeardia where they talked about all of these sexy Goblins and people wanting to have sex with hot Goblins.

Wow. So, when did green-skinned Goblins become short-stack Kim Kardashian strumpets?

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

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I'm pretty relaxed as a DM, but that's gonna be a Nope. 
Rule 1: No 'sex stuff" when I'm running a PG-13 table with my kids present.
Rule 2: But assuming an all-adults table, Goblins are ugly, stinky, dumb, malicious, dirty, garbage-dwelling vermin. If you wanna bang one, then A; There's something wrong with you and B; Let's talk about Con checks, diseases and parasitic infections. See pages 13-14of the 1e DMG and increase the base chances.

Godfather Punk:

--- Quote from: DM_Curt on October 19, 2021, 04:42:30 PM ---...and B; Let's talk about Con checks, diseases and parasitic infections. See pages 13-14of the 1e DMG and increase the base chances.

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So if I play a Paladin, I'm good eh?  ;)

jeff37923:

--- Quote from: Banjo Destructo on October 19, 2021, 04:13:16 PM ---The forgotten realms, Pathfinder, and a bunch of other things, have just become a big furry convention where lots of people don't want to play humans and just use different races/species as player characters to show how "quirky and unique" they are while yiffing all over your furniture.

--- End quote ---

Bolding mine.

This is weird to me because I remember when Pathfinder did their first Adventure Path, goblins were remade from basic canon fodder into these scary little malicious prankster shits straight out of the Gremlins movies. I spent some good times terrorizing Players with them.

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