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Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?

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RandyB:

--- Quote from: Godfather Punk on October 19, 2021, 04:56:05 PM ---
--- Quote from: DM_Curt on October 19, 2021, 04:42:30 PM ---...and B; Let's talk about Con checks, diseases and parasitic infections. See pages 13-14of the 1e DMG and increase the base chances.

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So if I play a Paladin, I'm good eh?  ;)

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By definition, back in the day...

DM_Curt:

--- Quote from: Godfather Punk on October 19, 2021, 04:56:05 PM ---
--- Quote from: DM_Curt on October 19, 2021, 04:42:30 PM ---...and B; Let's talk about Con checks, diseases and parasitic infections. See pages 13-14of the 1e DMG and increase the base chances.

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So if I play a Paladin, I'm good eh?  ;)

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Mostly. What was your deity* again? They might let that defense drop if the act offends them, or they find the natural consequence amusing.  ;)



*You don't get Divine Smite, Divine Sense or Divine...that other thing, without a little juice from someone Divine. Not here, Bucko!  ;D ;D

Shasarak:

--- Quote from: DM_Curt on October 19, 2021, 05:34:55 PM ---
--- Quote from: Godfather Punk on October 19, 2021, 04:56:05 PM ---
--- Quote from: DM_Curt on October 19, 2021, 04:42:30 PM ---...and B; Let's talk about Con checks, diseases and parasitic infections. See pages 13-14of the 1e DMG and increase the base chances.

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So if I play a Paladin, I'm good eh?  ;)

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Mostly. What was your deity* again? They might let that defense drop if the act offends them, or they find the natural consequence amusing.  ;)



*You don't get Divine Smite, Divine Sense or Divine...that other thing, without a little juice from someone Divine. Not here, Bucko!  ;D ;D

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Choose Shasarak!

He has a No Ask, No Tell policy when it comes to Goblin sex.

SHARK:

--- Quote from: jeff37923 on October 19, 2021, 05:25:08 PM ---
--- Quote from: Banjo Destructo on October 19, 2021, 04:13:16 PM ---The forgotten realms, Pathfinder, and a bunch of other things, have just become a big furry convention where lots of people don't want to play humans and just use different races/species as player characters to show how "quirky and unique" they are while yiffing all over your furniture.

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Bolding mine.

This is weird to me because I remember when Pathfinder did their first Adventure Path, goblins were remade from basic canon fodder into these scary little malicious prankster shits straight out of the Gremlins movies. I spent some good times terrorizing Players with them.

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Greetings!

Good points, Jeff! Interestingly, both the seemingly more traditional depiction of Goblins being hordes of evil foot soldiers and minions--and Pathfinder's revamped depiction of Goblins being innovative, prankster-like terrorists flavoured from Gremlins movies--both depictions I think have fairly strong roots in historical mythology. They are related depictions, while still being distinctly different. I like it! ;D

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

SHARK:

--- Quote from: DM_Curt on October 19, 2021, 04:42:30 PM ---
--- Quote from: SHARK on October 19, 2021, 03:54:18 PM ---Greetings!

I have in recent months purchased some new miniatures for my miniature collection for gaming. In looking through miniature company sites, 3D Printers, and so on, I have noticed that there are many Goblin miniatures that certainly qualify as being alluring and provocative. I have noticed a similar trend in various gaming-related art work. Then, I recently watched a video on Neckbeardia where they talked about all of these sexy Goblins and people wanting to have sex with hot Goblins.

Wow. So, when did green-skinned Goblins become short-stack Kim Kardashian strumpets?

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

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I'm pretty relaxed as a DM, but that's gonna be a Nope. 
Rule 1: No 'sex stuff" when I'm running a PG-13 table with my kids present.
Rule 2: But assuming an all-adults table, Goblins are ugly, stinky, dumb, malicious, dirty, garbage-dwelling vermin. If you wanna bang one, then A; There's something wrong with you and B; Let's talk about Con checks, diseases and parasitic infections. See pages 13-14of the 1e DMG and increase the base chances.

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Greetings!

Yeah, DM Curt! ;D Good stuff! I enjoy different angles on depicting Goblins--I think there's some definite room for good variations there--but the whole short stack Kim Kardashian strumpet thingy has me really scratching my head. "WTF?" *laughing*

Apparently, sexy Goblins--whether buffed, jacked male Goblins, or Kim Kardashian-like female Goblins--seem to have become great sex symbols and sexualized features for many new gamers, all eager to bang sexy Goblins!

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

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