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Author Topic: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?  (Read 6445 times)

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2021, 03:37:26 AM »
This one isn't even something you can lay at the feet of the Woke crowd. (Not that I doubt the ability of many posters here to do so anyway.) As far as I know the "Sexy Female Goblin" idea comes from D&D-fetish sex manga that were (of course) created in Japan. Monster Girl Encyclopedia and the many, many works it inspired.

That sounds right.

More generally, home printed/small business printed minis tend to use sex, because sex sells. And print quality is high enough the minis actually look sexy, unlike the lead lumps of the 70s-80s. So you get a lot more sexy minis now*. Sexy goblins are indeed likely a result of Pathfinder 2 making goblins a PC race, but many of these minis are anyway bought by painter-collectors not gamers. Judging by the Reaper boards, I'd agree that women are into the sexy minis at least as much as men are.

I remember a bit of an issue a few years back (online 5e Stonehell game) with a female player of a *non* sexy Tabaxi (catfolk) - she was thinking Elder Scrolls Khajiit cat people, while a rather socially maladjusted male player was thinking catgirl porn. I had to slap him down a bit. I know the female player IRL and she seems entirely asexual, the reaction her character got just wouldn't have occurred to her.

*Mainstream minis sellers like Reaper and Wizkids are actually under SJW pressure to not sell sexy minis, which I guess also creates a gap in the market. I do like that I can get sexy or non-sexy minis, and players like having a choice too.

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2021, 05:21:23 PM »
 "19th century" illustration. Wikipedia can't be wrong. Not terribly sexy.

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2021, 05:26:51 PM »
I mean this can be applied to every monster ever really. Japan has sexified all of them. Yes including THAT one.

But its most certainly not a 'SJW' thing because they hate sex.

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2021, 05:39:02 PM »
It started with the iconic halfling in 3.x....

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2021, 06:11:44 PM »
It started with the iconic halfling in 3.x....

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2021, 06:21:31 PM »
It started with the iconic halfling in 3.x....

Ah, you sweet summer child

Relative to Japanese media? Quite so. :)

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2021, 07:26:39 PM »
It started with the iconic halfling in 3.x....

Ah, you sweet summer child

Relative to Japanese media? Quite so. :)

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I am not ashamed to admit that the 3E Iconic Halfling chick was definitely some yummy eye-candy. ;D

I have been somewhat surprised though in the growth of Short Stack Kim Kardashian Goblins though. They certainly look good, both the figures and art. However, it is also jarring that the Goblins are better looking than most humans and even Elves. Halflings also have been shunted to the sidelines.

Elves should be breathtakingly gorgeous. The females, males, they should all be very attractive. Instead, what I usually see in the art and in the miniatures both is that the Elven males are androgynous, feminine-looking males, and pretty boring. Likewise, the female Elves are masculine, androgynous-looking females, straight and flat, and boring as well.

Then the Short Stack Kim Kardashian Goblins come along. ;D

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2021, 08:14:39 AM »

Hi, Shark!

I don't know exactly where those hot goblin ladies came from. But it's not something new.

I guess it all started with the sexy orcs and half-orcs from World of Warcraft and other video-games (and even if WoW wasn't responsible for this, it certainly helped popularizing it, to the point it is pretty much commonplace in tabletop and electronic RPGs today).

From orcs to goblins it was just a matter of time. And, of course, with our hobby nowadays infested with SJWanker furries, those things become even more popular.

The art below is from the mobile game Raid: Shadow Legends






In my campaign, however, orcs are quite savage and bestial, pretty much like Peter Jackson portrayed them in his LotR movie trilogy. I prefer them like this:






I really don't like "pig-faced" orcs, though - I think they are silly.

Anyway, back to goblins... my goblins are filthy, disgusting creatures. I doubt any self-respecting PC would like to bang a female goblin.  ;D The pictures below show how goblins are portrayed in my campaigns. Neither cute, nor sexy:










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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2021, 05:10:10 PM »
Greetings!

I have in recent months purchased some new miniatures for my miniature collection for gaming. In looking through miniature company sites, 3D Printers, and so on, I have noticed that there are many Goblin miniatures that certainly qualify as being alluring and provocative. I have noticed a similar trend in various gaming-related art work. Then, I recently watched a video on Neckbeardia where they talked about all of these sexy Goblins and people wanting to have sex with hot Goblins.

Wow. So, when did green-skinned Goblins become short-stack Kim Kardashian strumpets?

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If you're looking for decent goblin minis I use the Oathmark goblins. Same company that makes Frostgrave. Gives you a variety of weapons and shields should you want them.

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2021, 05:15:45 PM »
Greetings!

I have in recent months purchased some new miniatures for my miniature collection for gaming. In looking through miniature company sites, 3D Printers, and so on, I have noticed that there are many Goblin miniatures that certainly qualify as being alluring and provocative. I have noticed a similar trend in various gaming-related art work. Then, I recently watched a video on Neckbeardia where they talked about all of these sexy Goblins and people wanting to have sex with hot Goblins.

Wow. So, when did green-skinned Goblins become short-stack Kim Kardashian strumpets?

Semper Fidelis,

SHARK

If you're looking for decent goblin minis I use the Oathmark goblins. Same company that makes Frostgrave. Gives you a variety of weapons and shields should you want them.

Greetings!

NICE! Good suggestion, DoctorGlocktor! Thank you! I will definitely have to check them out. I have been impressed with what I have seen of Frostgrave and Oathmark.

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2021, 05:57:10 PM »

Hi, Shark!

I don't know exactly where those hot goblin ladies came from. But it's not something new.

I guess it all started with the sexy orcs and half-orcs from World of Warcraft and other video-games (and even if WoW wasn't responsible for this, it certainly helped popularizing it, to the point it is pretty much commonplace in tabletop and electronic RPGs today).

From orcs to goblins it was just a matter of time. And, of course, with our hobby nowadays infested with SJWanker furries, those things become even more popular.

The art below is from the mobile game Raid: Shadow Legends






In my campaign, however, orcs are quite savage and bestial, pretty much like Peter Jackson portrayed them in his LotR movie trilogy. I prefer them like this:






I really don't like "pig-faced" orcs, though - I think they are silly.

Anyway, back to goblins... my goblins are filthy, disgusting creatures. I doubt any self-respecting PC would like to bang a female goblin.  ;D The pictures below show how goblins are portrayed in my campaigns. Neither cute, nor sexy:







Greetings!

GREYWOLF! ;D Yeah, the Orc warrior chick from RAID--look at her? *Laughing* Definitely Strumpet-qualifying! All of these player groups wanting to wallow in the sewer! Good! Start breeding with everything, and creating all kinds of misfit monstrosities. In my campaign world of Thandor, I specifically have a mutated Humanoid race--mostly of human stock, but also includes a composite of Elves, Dwarves, Halflings, Gnomes, and Orcs. Same basic attribute profile regardless of specific parentage, and then add 1D3+1 Chaos Mutations. The mutants, geo-politically, are of course anathema to civilize society, and upon discovery are routinely brutally tortured and burned at the stake. Thus, bands of the mutant Hammanar gather together out in the dark forests, the wilderness, and wastelands, where they live in savage tribes. The Hammanar are loosely organized, and totally "Diverse" and "Tolerant". They embrace all manner of misshapen mongrels and misfits. They routinely practice abortion, infanticide, and mass human sacrifice. They worship dark, savage deities and wicked spirits, and live in thorough depravity. They exalt individual freedom and expression, and deeply celebrate all kinds of bizarre mutations. The more bizarre and fucked up they are, the more they shriek in glee. They breed and fuck everything and anything they get their hands on, because "Love is Love!" The Hammanar mystics embrace Witches, Warlocks, depraved sorcerers, evil clerics, and drug-addled, debauched Bards that live lives of absolute wickedness. The Hammanar tribes generally form loosely organized tribes with fortified villages, and occasionally a squalid, fortified town. Their civic organization and deplorable work ethic doesn't really allow them to advance much beyond that, as for initially building or creating something of their own. They are too lazy, too consumed with hedonism and pursuing their own selfish pleasure, and too prideful and arrogant to cooperate for long periods of time with their fellows. Their social circles are absolute dens of scheming, gossip, backbiting, and treachery. One group becomes offended at another group or individual for the most trivial of reasons, and hatreds and rivalries are fostered constantly and deeply nourished by bitterness, envy, jealousy, and seething resentments. Of course, larger, more established civilized communities can be infiltrated and gradually corrupted an taken over. The Hammanar are good at corrupting, polluting, and destroying the works of others. The Hammanar in such few civilized communities where they are permitted to live in sub-cultural communities, are always protesting and screaming for more rights, and always fighting for more power, influence, and control. They stage public rallies and violent riots, and have roving gangs scouring the city neighborhoods, always looking for businesses to loot and plunder, and normal people to attack and victimize. Of course, the Hammanar also spread their corruption to others, infecting good and innocent people with Chaos Mutations.

Meanwhile, there are always a cadre of civilized, seemingly normal citizens that are cucked, and believe that Hammanar are people that deserve rights and acceptance, and should not be discriminated against or persecuted. These sweet citizens believe that the Hammanar's individualism and diversity should be embraced and celebrated! Fun times!

It's good to have a constant source of agitation and threat for the rest of civilization. Beyond Orcs and Ratmen and hordes of monsters, civilized communities always have to concern themselves with the corrupting sewage from within their own society. The Hammanar also regularly recruit new members, which if they are not already mutated, are soon infected and become properly mutated and "Diverse!" The Hammanar also enjoy accelerated breeding and fertility, and augment their populations--whether in urban areas or out in the wilderness--by capturing or otherwise embracing orphans, loners, adolescents, runaways, misfits, whores, drug-addicts, criminals, and the mentally unstable.

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2021, 03:27:40 AM »
I've used those RAID character pics for quarter orcs IMC - a couple generations of orc chiefs breeding with the most attractive human slaves can get you that.  ;D

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2021, 02:04:44 PM »
I've used those RAID character pics for quarter orcs IMC - a couple generations of orc chiefs breeding with the most attractive human slaves can get you that.  ;D

Hate to imagine what an Orc thinks is most attractive?

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2021, 01:13:57 AM »
Greetings!

I have in recent months purchased some new miniatures for my miniature collection for gaming. In looking through miniature company sites, 3D Printers, and so on, I have noticed that there are many Goblin miniatures that certainly qualify as being alluring and provocative. I have noticed a similar trend in various gaming-related art work. Then, I recently watched a video on Neckbeardia where they talked about all of these sexy Goblins and people wanting to have sex with hot Goblins.

Wow. So, when did green-skinned Goblins become short-stack Kim Kardashian strumpets?

Semper Fidelis,

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No fucking clue and I do not like it at all to be honest.

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Re: Have Goblins Become Short Stack Kim Kardashian Strumpets?
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2021, 02:41:03 AM »
It kind of just started - but I got on the curve early and did massive RT to promote and included importing them into my own game.  Non sale RPG side project - no ads, registrations, scripts - just old school web page with link to main PDF for RPG - not stand alone/3rd party more suggestion to make RPGs sexual and Vulgar to spit in the face of the MonteCook/Hasbro/Zweihander people -and the "Asian" kids raving old school "Oriental Adventures" was bad...

Having trouble uploading, a bit of a newbie here, but the images - might as well link...

NSFW link again free, etc.  So warning +18 and boss/wife/pastor better not see..

https://www.galaxyslavegirls.com/blog-rpg-b%20manual.htm

Game supplement is "Not F.A.T.A.L. but Serious!" and I'm close to finishing the "Revealed Vulgaria" expansion which will have tons more tables, suggestions, some more images...depending on permissions, drawings from friends, etc.

Domesticated Goblina - Page 22

Long and Short a Depraved Wizard bred goblin females to drunk/drugged human males. After a few tries and quick generations he got petite short-stacks and sold them as cheap sex slaves.  Goblins had less rights than standard vermin like Rats and Spiders - also goblins are short lived and brutal and their women have it worse so they really can't escape to improve anything.  And their mothers/grandmothers told them how cruel the goblins in the tribe were and how much better off their lives would be.  I'm going on the Jack Vance paradigm where an RPG world is Earth in the far, far future so since dragons can cross with anything already why not...  These cute things serve mid-level characters for 'ego' boosts to maintain adventuring spirit.  Tiny feet or even poky stumps due to the wizard having a fetish for "Pleasure Maidens of the Far East".  Most are cute "Sex Pets" but a few (rare or expensive) can have traits like fighting, thievery or magic use - so imagine a Lv 5 fighter carrying on his back a cute short stack that can shoot Web and Magic Missiles!


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