Warhammer:
I used to be part of a gaming group by Itaewon (South Korea) with a couple of ARMY guys. I will never play Warhammer or any game associated with Warhammer because of these fuckers.
One. I haven't taken the time to memorize every little detail of this setting. I don't know every single peculiarity of all these Space Marine chapters and I'm not up on all the political and historical events. You're going to have to explain things to me. Or better yet don't, because I don't care any more.
Two. Didn't this game start out as British satire in the eighties? You guys need to stop taking this shit so seriously.
Three. I don't have the money or the time to buy and paint these goddamned little men. Quit badgering me.
White Wolf Games:
I was in a Werewolf LARP during college, and in a Vampire game briefly.
One. You sold me on a game of personal horror and dramatic story telling, and all I got was furry super-heroes with katanas and desert-eagles.
Two. You sold me on a game of personal horror and dramatic story telling, and all I got was three hours of Vampire-Monopoly.
Three. You all look ridiculous playing Rock-Paper-Scissors in those costumes.
Four. Thanks for dumping all this back story on me the last hour. Now what was it that I'm actually supposed to do in this game?
Pathfinder:
One. I've played 3.5 before, it's garbage.
Two. Call me a 4ron all you like when we're on the internet, but leave me alone when I'm in the gaming store. I didn't come into this FLGS to start an edition war; I came in here to buy the new book, and hang up a flier for an upcoming game that needs players. Do not fucking come up to me and start blathering on about how "4E is a dumbed-down board-game and a ripoff of Warcraft for babies" because I didn't come to this store to talk to you, and do not touch my fucking fliers.
Motherfucking Pathfinder cunts tearing down my goddamn fliers despite the store owner telling me it's cool to put these up.