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d20 Gaming Just Is Not For Me Anymore If It Involves This (NSFW)

Started by jeff37923, September 27, 2019, 11:34:05 PM

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jeff37923

September 27, 2019, 11:34:05 PM
This just makes me want to roll up a newspaper and swat the inventor across the nose while loudly saying, "NO!"

The evolution of the pop-o-matic bubble is now. (NSFW)
"Meh."

rawma

#1
September 27, 2019, 11:46:16 PM
Amber DRPG had diceless sex toys before it was even published; another way it was ahead of its time...

crkrueger

#2
September 28, 2019, 12:05:49 AM
Quote from: jeff37923;1106315This just makes me want to roll up a newspaper and swat the inventor across the nose while loudly saying, "NO!"

The evolution of the pop-o-matic bubble is now. (NSFW)

Kinda makes sense if you're playing Gor, though. :D
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kosmos1214

#3
September 28, 2019, 12:25:56 AM
well thats different.
sjw social just-us warriors

now for a few quotes from my fathers generation
"kill a commie for mommy"

"hey thee i walk through the valley of the shadow of death but i fear no evil because im the meanest son of a bitch in the valley"

Spinachcat

#4
September 28, 2019, 12:43:06 AM
Quote from: CRKrueger;1106320Kinda makes sense if you're playing Gor, though. :D

LOL! Somebody summon Grim Jim!!

trechriron

#5
September 28, 2019, 12:51:33 AM
"OK folks all saves have to be made by twerking the dice-rolling butt plug or you auto-fail. I want you to FEEL the butthurt."
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3rik

#6
September 28, 2019, 07:03:49 AM
Funny, it says it's actually a popular item.
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Abraxus

#7
September 28, 2019, 10:24:42 AM
I wonder how one would use that at an table. Something along the lines of "oooh gooood I just rolled a CRITICAL!" or something along those lines.

HappyDaze

#8
September 28, 2019, 11:25:18 AM
I won't lie, someone using one of these to roll at the table seems like a good reason  tor me to tap an X-card.

nope

#9
September 28, 2019, 01:13:52 PM
LOL. Imagine a table equipped with these. The GM shouts "everyone, roll initiative!" :eek:

GeekyBugle

#10
September 28, 2019, 03:19:51 PM
Quote from: jeff37923;1106315This just makes me want to roll up a newspaper and swat the inventor across the nose while loudly saying, "NO!"

The evolution of the pop-o-matic bubble is now. (NSFW)

I would imagine this is very popular among those who can't differentiate between RPGs and BDSM.
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3rik

#11
September 28, 2019, 04:32:55 PM
Quote from: GeekyBugle;1106425I would imagine this is very popular among those who can't differentiate between RPGs and BDSM.

This should be a recommended purchase with the Consent in Gaming book. Pity the link can't be added to its DTRPG comment section.
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Opaopajr

#12
September 28, 2019, 08:27:35 PM
Awesome gag gift, and wholly impractical.  :p I mean how many tripod yoga poses one has to do after each pop-o-matic roll -- and then stay level to prevent the dice from being cocked (:D) -- gamers are far too lazy for such aerobics. :) A combat alone would service a platoon!
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Brendan

#13
September 30, 2019, 03:30:31 PM
Something tells me that it would be hard for everyone to remain focused.
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