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D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« on: February 04, 2021, 02:53:56 AM »
It was as if Christmas had come twice this year! A critical-role type dnd show featuring muppets sponsored by WoTC was attacked by SJWs for one of the muppets having large breasts. Then it all went horribly hilariously wrong for them!


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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2021, 03:44:17 AM »
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2021, 06:35:58 AM »
What pathetic, puerile, sad  lives they must live to think going online to bash a puppet is time well spent.

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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2021, 06:57:42 AM »
A year ago these sociopaths were at some costuming cons and demanding an attendee in a mascot costume with a bit of curve be removed from the con as it was "too adult".

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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2021, 08:25:40 AM »
Hoist, petard, some assembly required.

This actually looks pretty funny and I might have to watch it.

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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2021, 08:42:39 AM »
Anyone care to give a TLDR for those who don't have the patience to watch a video?

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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2021, 09:17:37 AM »
A group posted their D&D session (scripted or not) performed by muppets. One of the muppets was a female dragonborn with ample boobs and formfitting armor.
SJW attack the obvious white male mother's basement dweller for sexist sexism or something because boobs! And Big!
Turns out the player was a female (of color) who modelled her character (Arieola Borealis) after herself.
So instead of exposing a sexist white male, they bodyshamed a FoC.
I don't know if there's more after that... I gave up after 7 minutes or so.

Hmm. No spoiler tags on this site? Here's the link to an image https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jFv1j2IUyVY/YBtBeld2RpI/AAAAAAAARvA/_sEgAXF9KSwa8sXzyHA585eMAd0AT_flwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1200/Stuff%2Bof%2BLegends.jpg
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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2021, 10:26:38 AM »
Eventually, these fools are going to run out of feet.
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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2021, 10:32:33 AM »
(Arieola Borealis)

See, this right here means they're playing correctly.

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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2021, 10:33:44 AM »
A group posted their D&D session (scripted or not) performed by muppets. One of the muppets was a female dragonborn with ample boobs and formfitting armor.
SJW attack the obvious white male mother's basement dweller for sexist sexism or something because boobs! And Big!
Turns out the player was a female (of color) who modelled her character (Arieola Borealis) after herself.
So instead of exposing a sexist white male, they bodyshamed a FoC.
I don't know if there's more after that... I gave up after 7 minutes or so.

Hmm. No spoiler tags on this site? Here's the link to an image https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jFv1j2IUyVY/YBtBeld2RpI/AAAAAAAARvA/_sEgAXF9KSwa8sXzyHA585eMAd0AT_flwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1200/Stuff%2Bof%2BLegends.jpg

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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2021, 11:05:31 AM »
WoTC's page https://dnd.wizards.com/articles/news/stuffoflegends - sadly Shanna Malcolm, the heroic player concerned, is demurely covered for her publicity pic. Here's one of her scandalising the SJWs with a hint of cleavage https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERb4BXkVUAImEp4.jpg
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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2021, 11:06:56 AM »
(Arieola Borealis)

See, this right here means they're playing correctly.

Lol. The northern nipples.
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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2021, 12:12:31 PM »
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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2021, 12:54:10 PM »
Thanks for this pundit. I needed a smile today. Their stupidity will never cease to amaze me.
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Re: D&D SJWs Attack Big-boobed Muppet, Backfires Horribly
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2021, 01:24:04 PM »
Interesting.

I expected WotC's forward direction and the inevitable 6E to try and blend 'edgy transgressiveness' with 'woke conformity.' If what I'm hearing about this is an indication, they may be leaning into the former. Then again, design has been pushing the latter, so if this is coming out of marketing, maybe there's an internal tension or power struggle.

Ah, well. Still not interested in their products. :)