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Bitingly Honest RPG Game/Setting Titles

Started by RPGPundit, March 11, 2016, 10:41:18 PM

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Shipyard Locked

#30
March 12, 2016, 07:47:01 AM
Forgotten Realms: Yeah, sure, whatever, I can probably make it every two weeks if the wife's ok with it and after the kids go to bed on Friday, just as long as I don't have to read anything or learn new rules or stuff

Warboss Squee

#31
March 12, 2016, 07:50:18 AM
Quote from: Shipyard Locked;884736Forgotten Realms: Yeah, sure, whatever, I can probably make it every two weeks if the wife's ok with it and after the kids go to bed on Friday, just as long as I don't have to read anything or learn new rules or stuff

Forgotten Realms: Pretending you matter till a canon GMPC has to step in and save the day

The Butcher

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March 12, 2016, 07:58:24 AM Last Edit: April 25, 2016, 04:35:41 PM by The Butcher
ACKS: Satraps & Spreadsheets

Call of Cthulhu: Die and Go Insane to Not Save the Earth

Glorantha: The Land of Myth (As Imagined by 70s Berkeley Undergrads High on Cannabis, Campbell and Castañeda)

Rifts: EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME The RPG

Savage Worlds: The Rules-Light RPG with Just Enough Crunch To Entertain The Min-Maxer In Your Group

Traveller: The Things You'll Do to Pay Your Mortgage... IN SPAAACE

One Horse Town

#33
March 12, 2016, 08:04:18 AM
Quote from: The Butcher;884739Traveller: The Things You'll Do to Pay Your Mortgage... IN SPAAACE

That one made me chuckle.

One Horse Town

#34
March 12, 2016, 08:07:12 AM
Marvel Heroic Roleplaying: Punched in the Mary-Jane.

JesterRaiin

#35
March 12, 2016, 08:35:47 AM
latest WoD Vampire: we did it for you, .tumblr

FATE Core: just make sure you all are on the same page, just make sure you all are on the same page, just make sure you all are on the same page, just make sure you all are on the same page, just...

Dungeon World: I don't know, I'm just a janitor here - you tell me.
"If it\'s not appearing, it\'s not a real message." ~ Brett

Warboss Squee

#36
March 12, 2016, 08:42:01 AM
Apocalypse World: EXTREEEEEMEEEEE!

One Horse Town

#37
March 12, 2016, 08:51:26 AM
Apocalypse World: Fuck for magic petrol!

JesterRaiin

#38
March 12, 2016, 09:03:39 AM
any *.World: critical error, move not found
"If it\'s not appearing, it\'s not a real message." ~ Brett

Opaopajr

#39
March 12, 2016, 09:52:33 AM
Maztica: Ew, human sacrifice is, like, so yucky and unheard of anywhere else... magical holocaust and brutal colonization for all y'all, kthxbai!
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

The Butcher

#40
March 12, 2016, 10:02:28 AM
Forgotten Realms: Fantasy Fucking Canada

Godbound: The OSR's Retort To WW's Answer To D&D

Armchair Gamer

#41
March 12, 2016, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: Shipyard Locked;884733Ravenloft: Soft White Wolf center wrapped in crunchy D&D. New improved horror flavor with none of the calories!

   Quite the achievement, given that the setting launched in 1990, a year before White Wolf premiered Vampire: The Masquerade. :)

Opaopajr

#42
March 12, 2016, 10:11:44 AM
In Nomine Steve Jackson Games:

SJ — "Shit! How the hell do I finish this freaky French licensing contract without inducing a second Satanic Panic in the Newt Gingrich's Contract with America years?"

??? — "You could always stand the product next to someone more out there, sorta blend in and look harmless?"

SJ — "Great! Splat out the critters like *that other company's* competing boy band monsters, select artwork with a mature-yet-cartoony finish, have the setting theology read like nearby places of worship on offer from a non-commital conceirge at a 3-star Mobil hotel, and go on a highball bender last week of editing!"

??? — "You do almost as good a job as me... Might I suggest a card game? I think you'll find it keeps you busy in profits." ;)
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

Opaopajr

#43
March 12, 2016, 10:23:19 AM
In Nomine Satanis/ Magna Veritas:

"Spumoni ice cream and capers non-pareil on mom's apple pie?" :eek:

"Well this grenadine and chocolate syrup ganache I just made had to go on something!" :rolleyes:  "I love the many colors..." :cool:
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

Opaopajr

#44
March 12, 2016, 10:37:36 AM
Golarion: All your favorite foods, ever! — all on one plate! (oversalted, drowned in ketchup, and topped with a frosted cinnamon roll)

Shall I top off your sweet tea subscription as I'm passin' through, dear?
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman
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