You might be a storyteller gamer if you know the exact details of you character's last 3 romances, but have no idea what his carrying capacity is.

You might be a gun bunny gamer if you have an assault rifle so big it grants you a cover bonus.

You might be a powergamer if you know you character can kill any other PC in the group, but have no idea what his middle name is.

You might be a gearhead gamer if you have ever worked out the exact length, diameter, mass and loadbearing capacity of you character's bootlaces, along with whether or not they are affected by moisture at higher tech levels.

Cute, I guess.  Do you mind if I add a few?

You might be a proxy gamer if you come to the game only to spend time with your significant other or try to get laid.

You might be a party gamer if you come to the game to get stoned/high/wasted in an effort to enhance the experience but, generally, make an ass of yourself.

You might be an explorer gamer if you know the exact details of your character's last romance, where dungeon X is in relation to region Y and how long your hemp rope is.

You might be a lump gamer if you come to the game only because all of your friends are there but don't contribute much.

You might be a battle gamer if you are on the edge of your seat waiting for the next combat, have your mini in your sweaty palm and brought your own gaming stones to track resources when everyone else is just fine with a tick on paper.

You might be a Swine gamer if you say you play rpgs, but what you really want to play isn't anything like a regular RPG.

RPGpundit

Quote from: RPGPundit;390277You might be a Swine gamer if you say you play rpgs, but what you really want to play isn't anything like a regular RPG.

RPGpundit

Are WoW players swine, since their game is described as a "massively multiplayer online rpg" when it clearly isn't?

You might be a White-Wolf gamer if you think you have 5 dots in intelligence.

You might be a gamer if you think katanas and trenchcoats AREN'T cool.

You might be a gamer if dodecahedron is anywhere near your vocabulary.

You might be a gamer if you think Ninja Assassins and Monstrous Orcs couldn't kill anything.

You might be a D&D gamer if you you were really good at 5 other jobs before you became a musician.

You might be a Gurps gamer if you spend the rest of the movie statting up a single character in your head.

You might be a blank gamer if you play GURPS.

Because it's...y'know...generic...

Thanks, I'm here all week.  Tip your waitstaff.

You might NOT be a gamer in our group if you can make the unique sound of every gun in The Price of Freedom rulebook.....

You might be a grognard gamer if you still grumpily refer to Tom Moldvay as "that young upstart".

You might be a LARP gamer if you look like a fucking idiot.

You might be a grognard gamer if you remember when polydice were made of green glass.

You might be a grognard gamer if your first polydice came with a white crayon.


 You might be a grognard gamer if you remember when games came in boxes instead of hardback books.

You might be a (BLANK) gamer if you......

........wake up in the morning look in your mirror and the face staring back at you looks like W. Morgan Shepperd with a white mohawk.


- Ed C.


BLANK is beautiful!!!

Quote from: Koltar;390427You might be a (BLANK) gamer if you......

........wake up in the morning look in your mirror and the face staring back at you looks like W. Morgan Shepperd with a white mohawk.


- Ed C.


BLANK is beautiful!!!

Nice Max Headroom reference.

Quote from: Cylonophile;390405You might be a grognard gamer if you remember when polydice were made of green glass.

You might be a grognard gamer if your first polydice came with a white crayon.


 You might be a grognard gamer if you remember when games came in boxes instead of hardback books.

Ow. Ow. and Ow.    Sigh. I am old.

You forgot, "You might be a grognard gamer if you remember when all polydice eventually became round."

I miss boxes.    I do.

They were cheaper than the damm ass color hardbound games, and could be used to hold the notes and additions for the entire game.