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Why is that Dragon wearing a bow tie?

Started by RPGPundit, May 06, 2015, 11:53:06 PM

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trechriron

#15
May 08, 2015, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: Xavier Onassiss;830555Are you gonna tell her it's funny looking?

Didn't think so.

Yes. Yes I did.

Since this thread is about a gonzo version of the "what does the evil overlord want?" thread, I think it had less to do with the actual dragon wearing a bow tie (specifically) and more to do with Gonzo Reasons of the original thread (broadly).

She agreed, cast the bow tie down in disgust and promptly returned to her nap, 27 years going thus far.

See what you people did?
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Warboss Squee

#16
May 08, 2015, 05:15:59 PM
Because the dragon is a firm believer that even razing villages and hoarding treasure in between eating knights can be done stylishly.

Wether or not a bow tie can be considered stylish is best kept to one's self, since argueing with a 30 ton fire breathing death machine that can fly, is never wise.

James Gillen

#17
May 08, 2015, 10:00:17 PM
A man and his wife bought a home.  The man lost his job.  The wife had to work.  She ended up working all day to pay the bills while the man got bored looking for work and staying home between appointments.  So one evening the wife comes home and finds her husband wearing nothing but a top hat.

She goes, "Honey, why are you naked?"
He goes, "It doesn't make any difference.  We've got no money and no one comes to see us."
She says "Then why are you wearing the top hat?"
He says "Just in case."
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Christopher Brady

#18
May 09, 2015, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from: The Butcher;830545Some adventurers tied it around his neck after being dared by a trickster god. It acts as a charm person spell (favorably predisposing the recipient towards whoever tied it) or as a helm of alignment reversal (pick one).

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The Butcher

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May 09, 2015, 12:33:11 PM
Quote from: Christopher Brady;830646Why is there no like button?

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May 11, 2015, 06:40:40 AM
Its a Bow Tie of Reflection
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