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Pen & Paper Roleplaying Central => Pen and Paper Roleplaying Games (RPGs) Discussion => Topic started by: Gabriel on March 29, 2007, 10:19:34 AM

Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: Gabriel on March 29, 2007, 10:19:34 AM
There wasn't much interest in the last one, but I figure I'll do one more of these incredibly-bored-on-Thursday threads.  

What would YOU do with Heward's Mystical Organ?

Remember, it's the size of a large room.

I'd bang on it until I got the magical effect I wanted.
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: mhensley on March 29, 2007, 10:51:15 AM
Quote from: GabrielWhat would YOU do with Heward's Mystical Organ?

Remember, it's the size of a large room.

I'd bang on it until I got the magical effect I wanted.

This all sounds very dirty to me... ;)
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: RockViper on March 29, 2007, 12:46:44 PM
I remember it being rather dangerous if you don't play the right notes, so I would probably find someone who can play a piano and have them play it for me. :D
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: Gabriel on March 29, 2007, 01:01:02 PM
Yes, it's always good to find a skilled pianist to play the organ.
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on March 29, 2007, 01:11:22 PM
I'd put it in place of my spleen and see if anything happens.

EDIT:

Quote from: WikipediaThe spleen is an organ of the lower abdomen, where it functions in the destruction of old red blood cells and holding a reservoir of blood. It is regarded as one of the centers of activity of the reticuloendothelial system (part of the immune system). Until recently, the purpose of the spleen was not known. It is increasingly recognized that its absence leads to a predisposition to certain infections.
Well, then.  Never mind.
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: David Johansen on March 29, 2007, 02:12:24 PM
I'd install it in my submersible vessel that's powered by the insatiable fury of the atom of course!
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: fonkaygarry on March 30, 2007, 02:24:57 AM
I'd sucker some 1st-level Magic User into going to the Crossroads and getting the man in black to teach him some pie-aner.

Cue world in flames.
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: RockViper on March 30, 2007, 03:48:05 AM
Quote from: fonkaygarryI'd sucker some 1st-level Magic User into going to the Crossroads and getting the man in black to teach him some pie-aner.

Cue world in flames.

Hey I didn't know you could sell your soul to Johnny Cash now. Damn It!!!
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: Ian Absentia on April 02, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: GabrielYes, it's always good to find a skilled pianist to play the organ.
...

Oh...you said pianist.

:rimshot:

!i!
Title: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ
Post by: beeber on April 02, 2007, 10:45:36 PM
he'll be here all week, folks.  don't forget to tip your waitress

i'd get some black metal keyboardist to belt some shit out on it.  knowing how random chance comes about, though, it'll probably conjure rainbows or something.  and orcus.
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