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Author Topic: #4: Heward's Mystical Organ  (Read 1470 times)

Gabriel

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#4: Heward's Mystical Organ
« on: March 29, 2007, 10:19:34 AM »
There wasn't much interest in the last one, but I figure I'll do one more of these incredibly-bored-on-Thursday threads.  

What would YOU do with Heward's Mystical Organ?

Remember, it's the size of a large room.

I'd bang on it until I got the magical effect I wanted.

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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2007, 10:51:15 AM »
Quote from: Gabriel

What would YOU do with Heward's Mystical Organ?

Remember, it's the size of a large room.

I'd bang on it until I got the magical effect I wanted.


This all sounds very dirty to me... ;)

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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2007, 12:46:44 PM »
I remember it being rather dangerous if you don't play the right notes, so I would probably find someone who can play a piano and have them play it for me. :D
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Gabriel

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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2007, 01:01:02 PM »
Yes, it's always good to find a skilled pianist to play the organ.

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2007, 01:11:22 PM »
I'd put it in place of my spleen and see if anything happens.

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The spleen is an organ of the lower abdomen, where it functions in the destruction of old red blood cells and holding a reservoir of blood. It is regarded as one of the centers of activity of the reticuloendothelial system (part of the immune system). Until recently, the purpose of the spleen was not known. It is increasingly recognized that its absence leads to a predisposition to certain infections.
Well, then.  Never mind.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2007, 02:12:24 PM »
I'd install it in my submersible vessel that's powered by the insatiable fury of the atom of course!
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2007, 02:24:57 AM »
I'd sucker some 1st-level Magic User into going to the Crossroads and getting the man in black to teach him some pie-aner.

Cue world in flames.
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2007, 03:48:05 AM »
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I'd sucker some 1st-level Magic User into going to the Crossroads and getting the man in black to teach him some pie-aner.

Cue world in flames.


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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2007, 07:07:57 PM »
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Yes, it's always good to find a skilled pianist to play the organ.
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Oh...you said pianist.

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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2007, 10:45:36 PM »
he'll be here all week, folks.  don't forget to tip your waitress

i'd get some black metal keyboardist to belt some shit out on it.  knowing how random chance comes about, though, it'll probably conjure rainbows or something.  and orcus.