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« on: June 16, 2010, 05:41:19 PM »
On weird fantasy: "The Otus/Elmore rule: When adding something new to the campaign, try and imagine how Erol Otus would depict it. If you can, that's far's a good idea. If you can picture a Larry Elmore's far too mundane and boring, excise immediately." - Kellri, K&K Alehouse

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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2010, 06:43:19 PM »

Lan Astaslem

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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2010, 07:27:41 PM »
Quote from: The Shaman;387795
Twenty-one seconds.

LOL By the RAW!


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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 12:35:23 PM »
Oh yeah?  Well here's a fantasy football game played in five seconds!

NOT by the RAW


Mcbobbo sums it up nicely.

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