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Author Topic: Aragorn race-swapped?? What. The. Literal. Fuck?  (Read 2501 times)

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Re: Aragorn race-swapped?? What. The. Literal. Fuck?
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2022, 09:42:09 PM »
Weren't Orcs created from tortured broken Elves?

He kind of goes back and forth on that in the various writings published posthumously by his son.  Those writings also specifically reference breeding.  So yeah, you could go with the mad scientist thing and I think that might be the "origin," but there's plenty of evidence for just the good old fashioned method.  See, in particular, The Peoples of Middle Earth, which is Volume XII of The History of Middle Earth, edited by Christopher Tolkien.

Interestingly, in yet another instance of Amazon getting the lore wrong, they portray Ar-Pharazon with a big beard.  Tolkien stated that the Numenorean men did not have beards, as a racial characteristic.  This is from The Nature of Middle Earth, edited by Carl Hofstetter.  Of course by this logic Aragorn also should not have a beard so Peter Jackson gets docked as well.

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Re: Aragorn race-swapped?? What. The. Literal. Fuck?
« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2022, 11:27:33 PM »
Amazon is learning and WotC is going to learn: You Don't Fuck With Tolkien Fans!
Why? What's going to happen?

If it's bad, Tolkien fans will bitch about it, but watch it and spend billions on merchandise.
If it's okay or merely different, Tolkien fans will bitch about it, but watch it and spend billions on merchandise.
If it's good, Tolkien fans will bitch about it, but watch it and spend billions on merchandise.

It's like you guys forgot how much bitching and moaning there was about Jackson's movies.

As for me, when I saw the thread title, I thought: "What? surely Aragorn can't be an elf?"
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« Reply #47 on: August 23, 2022, 12:01:04 PM »
Amazon is learning and WotC is going to learn: You Don't Fuck With Tolkien Fans!
Why? What's going to happen?

The first teaser back in February being obliterated on Youtube with 128K likes and TWO MILLION dislikes. Then from there things started to go really downhill.

And of course the crown jewel, that Amazon pulled down after, like, 4 hours. Too late.

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« Reply #48 on: August 23, 2022, 08:06:29 PM »
"Oh no! The YouTube trailer didn't go down well! Cancel the series!"

People will watch it. And the Tolkien fanboys will watch it multiple times so they can explain in copious detail on reddit exactly what is wrong with it. And this will make other people curious, and go and watch it.

Haters are the best publicity anyone could hope for: they work many hours for free, and they tell everybody about you!

And they'll spend billions on the merchandise.

Note: I'm not expecting to watch the series. But that's not because it butchers Tolkien, I don't give a damn about it. It just looks sloppily-made and self-consciously ponderous, and I already have a zillion sloppily-made shows I need to catch up on, I don't need to another one to the list - and most aren't as self-consciously ponderous.

But the fanboys sure as shit will watch it. NERDFURY!!!
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Re: Aragorn race-swapped?? What. The. Literal. Fuck?
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2022, 08:37:41 AM »
"Oh no! The YouTube trailer didn't go down well! Cancel the series!"

People will watch it. And the Tolkien fanboys will watch it multiple times so they can explain in copious detail on reddit exactly what is wrong with it. And this will make other people curious, and go and watch it.

Haters are the best publicity anyone could hope for: they work many hours for free, and they tell everybody about you!

And they'll spend billions on the merchandise.

Note: I'm not expecting to watch the series. But that's not because it butchers Tolkien, I don't give a damn about it. It just looks sloppily-made and self-consciously ponderous, and I already have a zillion sloppily-made shows I need to catch up on, I don't need to another one to the list - and most aren't as self-consciously ponderous.

But the fanboys sure as shit will watch it. NERDFURY!!!
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« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2022, 12:23:03 PM »
What's incredibly offensive about this is that it is implicitly claiming that non-white cultures are inferior and unworthy of mention. They can't even go whole hog and write cultures with European aesthetics but an all-black populace, which would at least avoid the obvious tokenism. We had an entire cartoon like that back in the 90s, and it was great.

While in theory I agree with the idea of decolonization in the form of reconnecting with one's ancestors and history, as everyone is entitled to that and trying to destroy it is genocide. But this is just colonization and cultural appropriation from the other end. What kind of person thinks so lowly of themselves that they have to rewrite history to feel like they have any self-worth?

Like, I don't mind new writers introducing new nations and characters of Indian (or whatever) descent into the Arthurian mythos. The old stories have plenty of examples, like Prince Feirefiz of Zazamanc. So inventing a new Indian prince OC who travels on a great adventure that ultimately lands him a seat on the Round Table would be perfectly in keeping with the styles of the mythos. Some of his adventures can even be identical to other stories, since as a mythos these stories aren't consistent.

But racebending existing characters feels like both a stunning lack of imagination (OCs are like the first thing that a tween thinks of when doing fanfic and fanart) and petty envy. Whenever I read articles defending racebending of traditionally white characters to non-white, the text often drips with a subtext of envy, pettiness, and vengeful hatred. "We don't want new heroes who are uniquely ours and live alongside your heroes. We want to steal your heroes and destroy your history."

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« Reply #51 on: August 25, 2022, 01:51:57 AM »
"Oh no! The YouTube trailer

The video I linked not a trailer. Try to watch it - I know, it is painful.

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didn't go down well! Cancel the series!"

They can't. They spent a billion on it. :D

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People will watch it.

Sure. Who doesn't love a trainwreck?

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And the Tolkien fanboys

...Who, right now are "racist, misogynist incels" - yes, even married black females...

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will watch it multiple times

This is a given: this show will generate memes for decades. I'll see it as soon as it hits the stream. I already have the outline of a Hitler Parody in mind.

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so they can explain in copious detail on reddit exactly what is wrong with it.

They are already doing that under each and every trailer, interview, YouTube video, paid fluff piece on magazines who - lo! - have undisclosed distribution deals with Amazon... Basically, the main point of criticism is "this is fan fiction - and a bad one at that".

Ironically, Reddit is RPG.net in this. The North Korea vibes are strong there.

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And this will make other people curious, and go and watch it.

...So that more people will obliterate it. My guess is that the premiere will do good numbers, the reviews in MSM will praise it to high heaven, then silence.

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Haters are the best publicity anyone could hope for

If so, Amazon has the best publicity ever. They managed to offend everybody: fans, normies, PoC, LGBTQ+... The level of hate this show is getting from every corner of the World (literally) in not simply the highest ever: it is unprecedented.

You haven't a clue about what is happening here, do you?  ;)
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Re: Aragorn race-swapped?? What. The. Literal. Fuck?
« Reply #52 on: Today at 09:54:46 AM »
"Oh no! The YouTube trailer didn't go down well! Cancel the series!"

People will watch it. And the Tolkien fanboys will watch it multiple times so they can explain in copious detail on reddit exactly what is wrong with it. And this will make other people curious, and go and watch it.

Haters are the best publicity anyone could hope for: they work many hours for free, and they tell everybody about you!

And they'll spend billions on the merchandise.

Note: I'm not expecting to watch the series. But that's not because it butchers Tolkien, I don't give a damn about it. It just looks sloppily-made and self-consciously ponderous, and I already have a zillion sloppily-made shows I need to catch up on, I don't need to another one to the list - and most aren't as self-consciously ponderous.

But the fanboys sure as shit will watch it. NERDFURY!!!

  Ratings say you are completely wrong.  You assume nerdfury requires actual viewing of the product to rage out about it.  Bad assumption.