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JongWK

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« on: May 30, 2007, 10:03:59 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 11:15:07 PM »
Oh, yeah.  I saw something about this earlier today.  Evil wears a new face.

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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 12:21:22 PM »
You have no idea - try keeping a 5 year old (going on 15) girl away from these influences....

It's sheer hell....
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 03:07:55 PM »
My 2- (nearly 3-) year-old already knows: "Bratz are yucky".

She likes Disney princesses and Star Wars.

Mostly Star Wars.






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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2007, 03:31:42 PM »
Yeah, we too were successful in keeping away Bratz (and Barney, and Teletubbies)...it was just an effort. Those gosh darn Bratz were everywhere for a while...

My son is the Star Wars Nut - daughter is Disney Princess...it's your typical gender-centric roles that people tell us shouldn't really occur if you don't force it.
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 03:58:19 PM »
There are benefits to only having boys.  Most of the terrible, horrible, deeply, deeply wrong images and ideas that society directs at boys are (at least) ones that I can secretly and atavistically find entertaining.

   "No dear, no!  You must never, ever try to decapitate your brother, even with a plastic sword.  And if you do then you should at least hold it this way, so you get a good, clean swing.  We wouldn't want your brother to suffer."

Bratz?  I just sort of cock my head like a deeply confused puppy.  I don't get it ... but then, I'm not supposed to, I guess.
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2007, 04:10:10 PM »
Just out of curiosity Jong, how the hell did you came across that?!:raise:

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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 04:16:53 PM »
Here's what I got from Bratz

Let's teach little girls it's OK to dress provacatively and act like bitches! Yay! And then we'll make Baby Bratz! and Bratz Pets!

Yeah, my son was, just yesterday, imagining something about blood spurting from something being cut up or dismembered, I can't recall.   My wife was apoplectic.

I flipped open my Monster Manual and asked him if the thing being cut up looked something like this....
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2007, 04:20:37 PM »
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...daughter is Disney Princess...it's your typical gender-centric roles that people tell us shouldn't really occur if you don't force it.
My daughter has been poisoned by a fascination with Bratz dolls, too, but we've met halfway and he owns a couple of Disney Princess dolls.  Mulan and Princess Jasmine, both with fully-articulated bodies.  We've shopped for highly fashionable My Scene Barbie clothing and I've adapted my son's G.I. Joe Sigma 6 crossbows for the princesses' use.  Little girl likes the crossbows.

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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 05:00:22 PM »
Thank god I don't have kids. I do have a couple of very young sisters, though... one of them gets a real kick out of monster manuals, Star Wars, and the old 2-D Doom videogames. The other's disney, despite my best efforts.

Bratz are, in fact, horrible. If it can be said that there is one legitimate cause for considering America the "great Satan", that's the one. Our country produced Bratz.

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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2007, 05:32:45 PM »
Meh. I remember grown-ups telling me that I'd be forever scarred by playing with those dreadfully ugly Masters of the Universe action figures (Come on, that guy's skull is visible! How can you sleep at night?).

And see, years later, I'm totally al... Hey, wait a minute...

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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 08:36:39 PM »
Hey, I loved that scene where the one girl maps out the courtyard with all the different cliques...

the first time, when I saw it in Clueless!

(And the second time, when I saw it Mean Girls. This time, not so much.)

I don't have kids, so that obviously colors my perceptions. My wife kinda likes the Bratz, though. IMO it's a function of marketing: the product has inherent charm, but there's no appropriate audience, except for arch 20-something hipsters.

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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 02:19:09 AM »
Boston Legal recently had an episode involving the "Tartz" dolls. Shatner seemed to like 'em.
 

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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2007, 05:15:12 AM »
I'm so lucky...2 boys, the youngest at 1 already picks up stuff and makes "pow" noises, and my 4 year old daughter enjoys playing a d20 Fighter. The 9 year old is showing some promise in DMing.

Just wish the girl wasn't so into shoes....:rolleyes:

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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2007, 06:47:53 PM »
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Just wish the girl wasn't so into shoes.... :rolleyes:

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