I gave a shit about Willow once, in 1988, and it will never, ever, ever happen again.
EDIT: OK, that was a bit over the top. Sorry. However, out of all the disappointing fantasy movies I've ever watched, Willow is kind of iconic for me. It's like the Last Jedi of fantasy movies, so determined to subvert all the fantasy cliches, and yet, in the end, so deeply cliched itself.