Merry Christmas Mother f****ers.
So, ep 5. There were plenty of moments in this ep that felt like Willow. The brownies... yes original Willow had silly brownie comic relief. The moment when Elora Danan did the butterfly thing. Borman doing the charming rogue thing with the leader of the skull people.
But, and this is a
big but. The intro fight/chase set to the most annoying modern music, and the last half of the episode turning into a teenager drama fest... it was a Prom in the woods! Fully half of this episode could have been ripped out and I wouldn't have missed it.
Hrrrhhh. I dunno. It's like the show has schizophrenia. One moment it's good, and the next it's taking a juicy shit on the TV screen.
If I had a magic wand, I'd give this show a do-over, and send the people making the bad decisions back in time to write for Beverly Hills 90210.
Note that I haven't mentioned the gay thing yet. That's because it's the least of this show's problems. And only in that bad teenage drama garbage way, not the gayness itself.