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So Evil Hell didn't want him....

Started by Spike, May 02, 2007, 07:04:30 PM

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beejazz

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May 04, 2007, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: SosthenesMullroy:"Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor."
Murtogg:"The Black Pearl is a real ship."
Mullroy:"No, it's not."
Murtogg:"Yes it is, I've seen it."
Mullroy:"You've seen it?"
Murtogg:"Yes."
Mullroy:"You haven't seen it."
Murtogg:"Yes, I have."
Mullroy:"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"
Murtogg:"No."
Mullroy:"No."
Murtogg:"But I have seen a ship with black sails."
Mullroy:"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?"
Murtogg:"No."
Mullroy:"Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor... HEY!"
Yeah, that's it. I've got a mind like a steel siv (seive? sieve? siev? I actually lack spell check on this comp...)

hgjs

#16
May 04, 2007, 04:52:35 AM
Quote from: WerekoalaI've always like "Heaven dosn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over." That's a good bad-guy statement.

My favorite take off of this appeared in The Onion's horoscope section.  It was along the lines of:

"This week you will discover that while you are correct about Heaven not wanting you, Hell isn't the least bit worried that you will take over."

:D
 

Spike

#17
May 04, 2007, 11:01:47 AM
Y'know, I can just picture Satan sitting on a burning throne bored to tears when the next 'so evil I'll rule hell' guy comes down the pipe.

"Oh, another one?"  he says with a sigh. "Very well. Here. It's yours." and gets up, waving to the throne.  I expect he gets a nice vacation to Cabo or someplace nice while the latest 'Evil Dude' gets hemmeroids and fat ass, and maybe an ulcer trying to keep all the sinners and demons in line for a few weeks...

... cause the worst thing about being in Hell is being the guy responsible for how crappy it all is.
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