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Which Spice Girl is your favorite?

Started by HinterWelt, February 09, 2008, 01:54:41 AM

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Jackalope

The first night I stayed in London, I was crashed out in my motel room, and I picked up the tv guide thing and there was an article that claimed British people were all ugly because all the good looking Brits left for America.

Keira Knightly and Kate Beckinsale both live in America now, yeah?  Yeah.  And Kate Beckinsale isn't anything special (and all her movies are shit.  Jesus I fucking hated Underworld so fucking much).  Keira Knightley I'll grant is pretty fucking hot, and the Pirates series was pretty bad ass.  Though that's like the worst picture of her you could have used.

Kate Winslet doesn't count because Kate Winslet is a fat butterfaced pig who makes shit movies.  I think Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Heavenly Creatures are her only decent films, and even they aren't good enough to overcome the deep loathing films like Titantic and Holy Smoke provoke.
"What is often referred to as conspiracy theory is simply the normal continuation of normal politics by normal means." - Carl Oglesby

walkerp

What I really really hate about Kate Beckinsale is that she can't run and yet they put her in all these action movies.  Can we get action stars who actually have some athletic skills, please, like Burt Lancaster or HK stars.  Kee-rist.
"The difference between being fascinated with RPGs and being fascinated with the RPG industry is akin to the difference between being fascinated with sex and being fascinated with masturbation. Not that there\'s anything wrong with jerking off, but don\'t fool yourself into thinking you\'re getting laid." —Aos

Anthrobot

Quote from: JackalopeKeira Knightly and Kate Beckinsale both live in America now, yeah?  Yeah.  And Kate Beckinsale isn't anything special (and all her movies are shit.  Jesus I fucking hated Underworld so fucking much).

Dude, none of the women you mentioned would even piss in your direction, you basement dwelling mother's panties sniffing self toucher!
By the way Kate Beckinsale is worth watching even if she was in a remake of the Star Wars Xmas special. :p
I'm not so keen on Kate Winslet as she always looks like she's sneering (probably at you Jackalope). Keira Knightly just looks as impassively wooden and snooty as a toff made of oak.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ecky-Thump

So atheists have been abused, treated badly by clergy or they\'re stupid.They\'re just being trendy because they can\'t understand The God Delusion because they don\'t have the education, plus they\'re just pretending to be atheists anyway. Pundit you\'re the one with a problem, terminal stupidity.

Anthrobot

Quote from: walkerpWhat I really really hate about Kate Beckinsale is that she can't run and yet they put her in all these action movies.

But Walker you don't like anyone. If you had your way you'd be sharing the planet with billions of cockroaches!:D
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ecky-Thump

So atheists have been abused, treated badly by clergy or they\'re stupid.They\'re just being trendy because they can\'t understand The God Delusion because they don\'t have the education, plus they\'re just pretending to be atheists anyway. Pundit you\'re the one with a problem, terminal stupidity.

droog

Quote from: AnthrobotKeira Knightly just looks as impassively wooden and snooty as a toff made of oak.
That's why I picked that pic. She actually looks like she has a bit of life.
The past lives on in your front room
The poor still weak the rich still rule
History lives in the books at home
The books at home

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Jackalope

Quote from: AnthrobotDude, none of the women you mentioned would even piss in your direction, you basement dwelling mother's panties sniffing self toucher!

So?  What, so the feeling can't be mutual?  Fuck 'em, they make millions being thinly veiled sex objects.  I see dozens of these women every fucking day.  Am I really supposed to pretend that I'd eagerly fuck all of them just because their famous?

What the fuck ever.

QuoteBy the way Kate Beckinsale is worth watching even if she was in a remake of the Star Wars Xmas special. :p

Meh.  She's okay, but she annoys me as an actress.  See the above comment about action heroines who can't run.

QuoteI'm not so keen on Kate Winslet as she always looks like she's sneering (probably at you Jackalope). Keira Knightly just looks as impassively wooden and snooty as a toff made of oak.

Oh fucking Christ, ain't this a load of hypocritical horseshit.
"What is often referred to as conspiracy theory is simply the normal continuation of normal politics by normal means." - Carl Oglesby

Anthrobot

Quote from: JackalopeOh fucking Christ, ain't this a load of hypocritical horseshit.


It has taken you all these pages of posts just to get to that opinion? Why that's just my point! You're a bit slow off the mark today mon ami!;) Drink more caffeine!;)
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ecky-Thump

So atheists have been abused, treated badly by clergy or they\'re stupid.They\'re just being trendy because they can\'t understand The God Delusion because they don\'t have the education, plus they\'re just pretending to be atheists anyway. Pundit you\'re the one with a problem, terminal stupidity.

Engine

Quote from: JackalopeOh fucking Christ...
That's my pick: Christ Spice. I'll fuck her until the second coming.
When you\'re a bankrupt ideology pursuing a bankrupt strategy, the only move you\'ve got is the dick one.