ITEM!
Speaking of Tales from the Crypt.
I took the kids out to shake down our neighbors for candy Saturday evening, because why not. I have one neighbor who is a really big Halloween guy - dude sets up an animatronic pirate band, all the bots from Mystery Science Theater 3000, a ton of other cool shit. This year he had to do it a little different. So he had an animatronic Cryptkeeper with a personalized message from fucking John Kassir.
I marked out hard. Because that made my damn day.