"I'll have a meat steak with a lettuce salad"
"I gotta stop by the ATM machine so I can go buy a DVR recorder."
Actually said in the store "I wanna buy one of those role playing RPG games."
- Ed C.
Quote from: Abyssal Maw"I'll have a meat steak with a lettuce salad"
Given some of the weed-whacker salads that I've been given at restaurants that contain just about every type of plant known to man except lettuce, I would argue that a "lettuce salad" is not a given.
And meat salads are not unknown.
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Quote from: KoltarActually said in the store "I wanna buy one of those role playing RPG games."
Maybe the customer was differentiating from one of those tactical minatures games masquerading as a roleplaying game.
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I hear he has the HIV virus.
"Uh...I couldn't my money outta the ATM machine 'cause I forgot my PIN number."
"Kills bugs dead."
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"I want an alcoholic beer."
- I nearly choked on mine when I heard that.
Quote from: jeff37923"I want an alcoholic beer."
- I nearly choked on mine when I heard that.
Apparently, there actually
is non-alcoholic beer. I've seen it on TV; it, like decaffinated coffee, will never touch my lips.
Back on topic, I once heard a young hoodlum disparage a fellow miscreant as a 'penis-shaped dildo'.
Considering products such as the rabbit, penis-shaped dildo makes a twisted sense.
Rio Grande River and Sahara desert are my pet peeves.
Quote from: shewolfConsidering products such as the rabbit, penis-shaped dildo makes a twisted sense.
Rio Grande River and Sahara desert are my pet peeves.
Thank God a woman posted that.
I was tempted to clarify...but that would take explaining after game session conversations that one of my players always seems to drift into. (She's a really good player tho)
- Ed C.
I can be counted on to bring all the worst of the net into any situation.
Is it bad to show one's own mother goaste and tubgirl? And to have said mother show 2g1c?