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The Bacon Thread.

Started by Serious Paul, September 07, 2007, 12:22:25 PM

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The Good Assyrian

Quote from: AosI'm out of bacon and my wife took the car- to go to work, as if that were more important than bacon aquisition.
Bitch. It's ham and eggs this morning. The shame of it is making me weep.

Dude, what kind of twisted priorities does she have?  Dude! Just, dude...

Also, not to rub it in or anything, but I had a really good BLT for lunch yesterday, sucka! :hehe:


TGA
 

The Good Assyrian

Quote from: JamesVIt's cool walker, all meats are brothers when smoked.

Smoked Meat Unitarians!  

That is a bandwagon that I can get on, my friend.


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Aos

Quote from: The Good AssyrianAlso, not to rub it in or anything, but I had a really good BLT for lunch yesterday, sucka! :hehe:


TGA

So did my wife. :mad:
You are posting in a troll thread.

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The Good Assyrian

Quote from: AosSo did my wife. :mad:

Oh, the burning shame of it all! :D


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Ronin

Quote from: AosI'm out of bacon and my wife took the car- to go to work, as if that were more important than bacon aquisition.
Bitch. It's ham and eggs this morning. The shame of it is making me weep.
If you had the bacon salt you could have made it taste like bacon.
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ghost rat

Man, I haven't had some really good bacon in a long, long time. The best kind is when it's totally crisp and not chewy at all, but not burnt, to the point where it just crumbles in your mouth. Damn that's tasty.

Arg, now I want some and I don't know where to get any. :drool:
 

arminius

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The Good Assyrian

Quote from: Elliot WilenNo matter how hard up you are, please read this before you get too creative.

Thanks Elliot!  The funny look I got from co-workers when I laughed out loud while reading this was certainly worth it!


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rcsample

Quote from: The Good AssyrianSmoked Meat Unitarians!  

That is a bandwagon that I can get on, my friend.


TGA


I welcome our Smoked Meat overlords with open arms.
 

Aos

Quote from: RoninIf you had the bacon salt you could have made it taste like bacon.


Update: she took all the ham in her lunch. WTF? doesn't realize that when a full grown man is living off you that you need to make sure he has some sort of pork product for breakfast?
I'm totally going to deny her sex for at least twenty minutes after she gets home from work.
You are posting in a troll thread.

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The Good Assyrian

Quote from: AosI'm totally going to deny her sex for at least twenty minutes after she gets home from work.

You go, guy!


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The Good Assyrian

Quote from: rcsampleI welcome our Smoked Meat overlords with open arms.

As do I.  As long as I can have a sammich...


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rcsample

Quote from: AosI'm totally going to deny her sex for at least twenty minutes after she gets home from work.


What if she promises to tie you up with bacon strips and slather you in bacon grease?.....then what, my friend?
 

Aos

Quote from: rcsampleWhat if she promises to tie you up with bacon strips and slather you in bacon grease?.....then what, my friend?

Then you will never hear from me again, because i will have passed on to paradise.
You are posting in a troll thread.

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It was delicious
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