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The Awfulness of Film Fantasy

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Godfather Punk:
Why settle for Hawk when we have masterpieces like Barbarian Brothers and The Sword and the Sorcerer ?

Kyle Aaron:
Next you'll be saying you don't like Commando.

Caldrail, you're fortunate I'm not a moderator here, I'd ban you. A person of your lack of taste and refinement has no place in our hobby, you belong out the back with the storygamers and diceless players.

Ratman_tf:

--- Quote from: Godfather Punk on October 27, 2021, 12:58:41 AM ---Why settle for Hawk when we have masterpieces like Barbarian Brothers and The Sword and the Sorcerer ?

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Luckily, we don't have to choose.

Godfather Punk:

What if we remade Conan, but on the cheap, and gave him a twin brother?

Pat:

--- Quote from: Kyle Aaron on October 27, 2021, 02:27:18 AM ---Next you'll be saying you don't like Commando.

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A dumpy middle aged man with a dadstache and a chainmail wife-beater makes the best villain, especially when the climax has him facing off in hand to hand combat against a hero who is so sculpted and physically powerful that there's a scene where he literally carries trees around.

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