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Author Topic: Superman is gay.  (Read 5447 times)

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Re: Superman is gay.
« Reply #75 on: February 23, 2022, 05:00:11 PM »
  I never cared for the idea of Superman having any sort of sexual relationship at all, but with a human....I mean even is hair is super strong.  I have to assume, this means his wedding tackle is also going to have some super qualities.  He could likely ram an erection right through a steel door.  How is that going to play out on some lady, or worse some dude engaging in a form of love where poop and blood are not so uncommon, and even if Supes lets you play pitcher instead of catcher....seems you could lose a member pretty easily with any tension?   

    It always seemed like any sort of sexual relationship from Superman, unless you have him dosed with kryptonite, is a good way to get killed in a horrible way.  I think he should stick to super heros with similar qualities, not intrepid female reporters, or now some genderqueer twink.
Speaking of, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if pinkhair (I'm too lazy to google his name) has a vag down there. Good old homophobia, but make it woke.

But seriously, this is explained somewhere as him actually having contact telekinesis that selectively applies his invulnerability to objects he touches. That's why people don't get sliced apart when he catches them in free fall.

  That is the lamest retcon BS I have ever heard.  Wow, I guess they felt it was just too hard for superman to take into account that if he had to catch someone he would need to make some direction changes to not kill them?  It creates IMO, more holes than it plugs.  But I guess it fixes the catching falling victims or clapping some twinks cheeks.

The TK thing was Conner Kent, the "Clone" of Superman, not Superman himself.
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Re: Superman is gay.
« Reply #76 on: February 23, 2022, 05:05:42 PM »
  I never cared for the idea of Superman having any sort of sexual relationship at all, but with a human....I mean even is hair is super strong.  I have to assume, this means his wedding tackle is also going to have some super qualities.  He could likely ram an erection right through a steel door.  How is that going to play out on some lady, or worse some dude engaging in a form of love where poop and blood are not so uncommon, and even if Supes lets you play pitcher instead of catcher....seems you could lose a member pretty easily with any tension?   

    It always seemed like any sort of sexual relationship from Superman, unless you have him dosed with kryptonite, is a good way to get killed in a horrible way.  I think he should stick to super heros with similar qualities, not intrepid female reporters, or now some genderqueer twink.

Even if he controlled very carefully his thrusts the moment he came Lois is dead. This isn't something new, us fans have always said so. It's why in the Christopher Reeve's films superman depowers himself with Kryptonian tech BEFORE banging Lois.

As for gay sex, the same applies if supes is the active one, and if he's the passive one then you loose your dick due to an involuntary spasm or a fart.
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Re: Superman is gay.
« Reply #77 on: February 23, 2022, 05:09:44 PM »
  I never cared for the idea of Superman having any sort of sexual relationship at all, but with a human....I mean even is hair is super strong.  I have to assume, this means his wedding tackle is also going to have some super qualities.  He could likely ram an erection right through a steel door.  How is that going to play out on some lady, or worse some dude engaging in a form of love where poop and blood are not so uncommon, and even if Supes lets you play pitcher instead of catcher....seems you could lose a member pretty easily with any tension?   

    It always seemed like any sort of sexual relationship from Superman, unless you have him dosed with kryptonite, is a good way to get killed in a horrible way.  I think he should stick to super heros with similar qualities, not intrepid female reporters, or now some genderqueer twink.
Speaking of, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if pinkhair (I'm too lazy to google his name) has a vag down there. Good old homophobia, but make it woke.

But seriously, this is explained somewhere as him actually having contact telekinesis that selectively applies his invulnerability to objects he touches. That's why people don't get sliced apart when he catches them in free fall.

  That is the lamest retcon BS I have ever heard.  Wow, I guess they felt it was just too hard for superman to take into account that if he had to catch someone he would need to make some direction changes to not kill them?  It creates IMO, more holes than it plugs.  But I guess it fixes the catching falling victims or clapping some twinks cheeks.

The TK thing was Conner Kent, the "Clone" of Superman, not Superman himself.
Maybe later on. But IIRC, the touch TK thing first appeared as an explanation for Superman's powers, in the 1980s John Byrne reboot. That was before the Death of Superman arc that introduced Connor Kent.

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Re: Superman is gay.
« Reply #78 on: February 23, 2022, 05:15:48 PM »
  I never cared for the idea of Superman having any sort of sexual relationship at all, but with a human....I mean even is hair is super strong.  I have to assume, this means his wedding tackle is also going to have some super qualities.  He could likely ram an erection right through a steel door.  How is that going to play out on some lady, or worse some dude engaging in a form of love where poop and blood are not so uncommon, and even if Supes lets you play pitcher instead of catcher....seems you could lose a member pretty easily with any tension?   

    It always seemed like any sort of sexual relationship from Superman, unless you have him dosed with kryptonite, is a good way to get killed in a horrible way.  I think he should stick to super heros with similar qualities, not intrepid female reporters, or now some genderqueer twink.
Speaking of, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if pinkhair (I'm too lazy to google his name) has a vag down there. Good old homophobia, but make it woke.

But seriously, this is explained somewhere as him actually having contact telekinesis that selectively applies his invulnerability to objects he touches. That's why people don't get sliced apart when he catches them in free fall.

  That is the lamest retcon BS I have ever heard.  Wow, I guess they felt it was just too hard for superman to take into account that if he had to catch someone he would need to make some direction changes to not kill them?  It creates IMO, more holes than it plugs.  But I guess it fixes the catching falling victims or clapping some twinks cheeks.

The TK thing was Conner Kent, the "Clone" of Superman, not Superman himself.
Maybe later on. But IIRC, the touch TK thing first appeared as an explanation for Superman's powers, in the 1980s John Byrne reboot. That was before the Death of Superman arc that introduced Connor Kent.

Now you have me doubting my memory, I own those comics so I'll go check latter. (meaning some time in the near future)
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Re: Superman is gay.
« Reply #79 on: February 23, 2022, 05:23:00 PM »
Now you have me doubting my memory, I own those comics so I'll go check latter. (meaning some time in the near future)
Memory can be slippery. I don't know the site from a hole in the ground, but I found a page that goes through the evolution of Superman's powers. The Post-Crisis section is about John Byrne's revision and mentions the addition of tactile TK.
https://superman.fandom.com/wiki/Superman%27s_Powers_and_Abilities

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Re: Superman is gay.
« Reply #80 on: February 23, 2022, 05:35:58 PM »
Now you have me doubting my memory, I own those comics so I'll go check latter. (meaning some time in the near future)
Memory can be slippery. I don't know the site from a hole in the ground, but I found a page that goes through the evolution of Superman's powers. The Post-Crisis section is about John Byrne's revision and mentions the addition of tactile TK.
https://superman.fandom.com/wiki/Superman%27s_Powers_and_Abilities

They assert it, but provide no proof or citation, gonna have to drag my longboxes and do some reading.
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