Your stats are:
STR:9
INT:13
WIS:16
DEX:11
CON:8
CHR:6
Wow. I'm utterly useless.
Naw. Just say you're an impoverished human noble acting as a suplicant to the Benevolent Gods of Good Fortune. You're a multi-classed Rogue/Aristocrat/Cleric with the Luck and Protection Domains. Load up on healing spells, and enjoy the vast array of skill points at your disposal. Hell, you even have proficiency with all armor and weapons.
Use the optional rules in the DMG allowing you to multi-class at 1st level, giving you rogue skill points, but aristocrat starting money and weapon proficiencies. After you gain a level in both rogue and aristocrat, you become a cleric, and can then multi-class how you see fit.
Note: I'm going by D&D 3.0 rules, so things may have changed a bit (haven't read my 3.5 Player's Handbook in a while).
There ya go, chief.