I agree with blakkie, if you're going to speak as though you're from a civilised Commonwealth country, then do it properly. "Fucktard"? Honestly. It's like my gamer buddy here who writes about being kicked in the "ass". I mean, he's a schoolteacher so I don't expect great literacy from him, but it should at least be Aussie illiteracy, rather than words and spelling borrowed from the Americans.
You should call the mods wanker, tosser, knob, batty boy, sod, drongo, mummy's boy, big girl's blouse, Chardonnay socialist, cocksmock, slapper... really, the possibilities are endless.
Rotwang, do your job and kick this rubbish out to Off Topic where it belongs, you lazy sod!