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Author Topic: Fortune cookie say:  (Read 291 times)

Malleus Arianorum

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Fortune cookie say:
« on: August 26, 2008, 03:39:49 AM »
Well, I've had a lot of fortune cookies in my life but I've never had one quite like this before. Anyway I got a laugh out of it and I thought I'd share it here. Anyway feel free to share your fortune cookie fortunes. Mine said:
 
Someone will give you something.
That's pretty much how post modernism works. Keep dismissing details until there is nothing left, and then declare that it meant nothing all along. --John Morrow
 
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Kellri

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Fortune cookie say:
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 06:31:10 AM »
That's pretty cryptic! I like fortunes that could be misfortunes if read in another way.

Someone will give you something...if you don't wear a condom.
Someone will give you something...stolen.
Someone will give you something...and want it back.
Someone will give you something...you'll never get rid of.
Someone will give you something...at gunpoint.
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Fortune cookie say:
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 10:54:56 AM »
I got one a while ago that said something like "You can depend on the great trust of the collective."  Communist propaganda is invading even our desserts.
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Fortune cookie say:
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 02:30:20 AM »
Last fortune cookie I got said, "Help! I'm being held against my will in a cookie factory!"
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