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Author Topic: Pussy Versus Beer  (Read 310 times)

banditoshu

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Pussy Versus Beer
« on: December 22, 2006, 07:16:24 AM »
A  beer  is  always  wet.
A  pussy  needs  encouragement.
Advantage:  Beer.
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A  beer  tastes  horrible  served  hot.
A  pussy  tastes  better  served  hot.
Advantage:  Pussy.
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Having  an  ice  cold  beer  makes  you  satisfied.  Having  an  ice
cold  pussy  makes  you  Hillary  Clinton.
Advantage:  Beer.
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Beers  have  commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.
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If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
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:)