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« on: December 14, 2006, 03:29:12 PM »
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Hey bro, nice talking to you the other day.
 
Thought you would want to check this out, I got some for myself cause they were on sale, you should check out the site, I added the link below.
 
Steel Package: 10 Patches reg $79.95 Now $49.95! Free shipping too!
 
Silver Package: 25 Patches reg $129.95, Now $99.95! Free shipping and free exercise manual included!
 
Gold Package: 40 Patches reg $189.95, Now $149.95! Free shipping and free exercise manual included!
 
Platinum Package: 65 Patches reg $259.95, Now $199.95! Free shipping and free exercise manual included! (Best Value!)
 
I know like 10 guys who have already stocked up on these.
 
Here's the link to check out bro!
 
http://lessmix.info
 
Talk to you soon!
 

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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2006, 03:38:08 PM »
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Hey bro, nice talking to you the other day.
 
Platinum Package: 65 Patches reg $259.95, Now $199.95! Free shipping and free exercise manual included! (Best Value!)
 
I know like 10 guys who have already stocked up on these.
 
Here's the link to check out bro!
 
http://lessmix.info
 
Talk to you soon!


Good talking to you too, bro.  I'm glad buddies like us can get together and talk about manly things like penis enlargement, specifically mine.  

Uh, patches...yeah that doesn't sound painful....good idea....

What kind of exercises are in your manual?

Talk to you soon....unless you're a spambot and this get's deleted.
 

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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2006, 04:12:46 PM »
To quote the black guy in the original "longest yard":

"I'm not your goddam brother".

So don't call me "bro".
RPGPundit is a fucking fascist asshole and a hypocritial megadouche.

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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2006, 04:34:47 PM »
Are they pills, or are they patches? Your title is misleading.

Also, isn't the order wrong? Shouldn't "steel" be more desirable? I mean, gold is pretty, um, soft as metals go.

Anyway, man, nice of you to track me down like this and give me your pitch. A little creepy, maybe...no dude, it's cool, really, just a little weird. So yeah, I gotta run, but I'll hit you back. Can you give me the numbers of those like ten guys who stocked up? I'd like to compare notes.
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2006, 08:14:04 PM »
Yeah, that was a good time, bro. Just you and me, sittin' around, drinkin' Coors Lite, talkin' about how our cocks are too small.

Thanks for thinkin' of me, bro. Good lookin' out with these embiggening pills/patches. Kinda' pissed that you reached out to those other ten bros, bro, before hittin' me. Guess their dicks were real tiny!

Can't wait for my Palladium Package, the one with the exercise manual. Those push-ups look wicked hard!

Talk to you later, too. Bro. Maybe we can get together, to... compare results. ;)

Bro!
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2006, 10:02:05 PM »
Dude, you swore never to contact me.  Especially not like this.

You remember last June?  I was out with you and Bill.  We were just going from one bar to another, trying to drink away your ex, not staying any longer than it took to pound a few and hit the door.

Club 419, the Blue Rock, Crow's Foot, Big M...  Shit, we musta gone through every door downtown.  It was after we got tossed outta that Tejano joint you told me that Club Excess was having that fetish ball.  If I hadn't snorted those pills your "sister" gave us, I'd a never gone with you.

We were in there ten minutes and this one crazy bitch in a corset and swastika armbands told you there was a basement room.  You wanted in, but you didn't want to go in by yourself.  Pussy.

So you got Billy to follow you.  I was tired of getting bumped into by Ponyboys, so I said I'd get some air outside.

But I didn't.  I puked in the alley and came right back in.  It was all wrong in there.  I felt my way through the bodies to the door you'd both gone through.  The doorman was busy slapping around some skinny dude wearing a leather diaper, so I just slipped in.

And there you were: strapped to a table with Billy, screaming the whole time, putting big fishhooks through the flesh of your ass.  This hugely fat black dude was holding a gun to Billy's head, waiting for him to pussy out and stop so he could kill something.  There must have been a dozen people watching the whole thing.

Then they heard me and dragged me into the middle of that mess.  They made me wear the mask, and the rest I pray I never remember.

I told you in the ER, I'd kill every one of them.  And I made you swear you'd never contact me until the job was finished.  You'd get a pack of Cheezits in the mail, and a phone number would be written on the foil.  Remember?

Now you find me like this and I'm not even half finished.

Something's gone wrong.  I don't think you can be trusted anymore, Les.  You won't go like the others, Les.  You won't even know it's happening.  I'm sorry.

Goodbye.
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2006, 11:34:26 PM »
Peresonally I wish someone in this country was marketing brain enhancement pills. I think America, and the rest of the west, need that more than penis enhancement.
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 01:19:32 AM »
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To quote the black guy in the original "longest yard":

"I'm not your goddam brother".

So don't call me "bro".



Bro, calm down.  lessmlxed is just trying to help you out, let you know about a method for making your dink bigger.  There's no need to get upset with the good man, bro.