FUCK YOU PUSSY-ASS D&D 4E JONES SODA!!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN BEATEN DOWN LIKE A CRACK WHORE BITCH!!!
I have just come from Geen's Tavern in Knoxville (9307-B Kingston Pike if you are ever in Tennessee) and had motherfucking Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale (http://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/beers/holy_grail_bottled_beer/?/beers/BottledBeers/HolyGrail.aspx)! I can honestly say that my pants have not survived the experience of this awe-inspiring alcoholic beverage!
MONTY PYTHON"S HOLY GRAIL ALE!!!!
Drink it and your pants will not survive! In a good way!
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