The best part is how tragically
stupid the concepts are.
A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather's "experimental internet gas." Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does.
This is probably the best of the lot; someone perpetually connected to the Internet (aside from, y'know, having to sift through mountains of pr0n) would be a pretty formidable character. What the hell is 'experimental Internet gas'? I thought we already had this discussion with the Internet being/not being a series of tubes?
Psychic Twins. "All twins are psychic, but we're psychic-er." Snowflake, a cryokinetic, can materialize snowflake-shaped shuriken projectiles for throwing. Safespace can materialize pink forcefields, but he can't inhabit them himself, the reflex only works if he's protecting others. They're hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as "a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying." They're probably streaming this.
Aside from being monumentally dated in their motivations, these two are basically a dime-store Invisible Woman and Iceman, with 10 percent of those heroes' abilities (and probably 10 percent of their charisma as well).
A teen "living vampire" exposed to Michael Morbius's blood as a child in a rogue, but life-saving medical procedure. He still ages like a regular kid, but has all the abilities of Morbius. He's also obsessed with all the music and attitude of a "classic" long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s. "The world is a vampire…and so am I."
Found the Vampire: The Masquerade fanboy. Also, I thought Morbius destroyed all his research and was hellbent on reversing his condition. Why the hell would he inflict it on a teenager? Jesus I need a drink.
A regular kid scooped up into the world of teenage Super Heroing. Her "magic backpack" is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects--it's not always under her control. She claims to get her power from god, but "not the god you're thinking of."
Worst visual design ever. Hint to artists and writers: Big Bertha worked as a character because it was played for laughs and she WAS actually competent (if not outstanding). The irony is that the magic backpack isn't a terrible idea -- but I get the suspicion it'll be used as deus ex machina as needed.