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The Lounge => Media and Inspiration => Topic started by: Dr Rotwang! on December 18, 2006, 09:54:08 PM

Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 18, 2006, 09:54:08 PM
So I'm listening to VH1 Radio's new Wave station, and this song comes on, and it's all synths and Visage-y and awesome and I'm, like, 'Holy crap, who's this?"  and I look and

FUCK A DUCK It"S KELLY OSBOURNE.

THE WORLD IS BREAKING!
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 18, 2006, 11:19:49 PM
No, seriously.  This song is what it sounds like inside my head.  Yes, it's a total rip-off of "Fade To Grey" (completely, in fact -- it's like a twin).  That's not important.  What is important is that I listen to it and I'm on a rainy street in Mexico City on a misty, grey evening in the Summer of 1983 all over again and I'm so damn happy there.
Title: I'm sorry.
Post by: dsivis on December 18, 2006, 11:44:52 PM
It's like what happened when a bunch of people I knew 1st listened to Toxic.

"Hey! That's got a nice beat!"
"It's Britney Spears."
"Huh? AAAARRRRGH!!!! (Heads explode)"
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: apparition13 on December 19, 2006, 01:26:32 AM
I'm guessing that's "One Word", just YouTube'd it. Very cool. Looks and sounds like the theme to a "Cold Space" campaign.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: beejazz on December 19, 2006, 01:34:15 AM
If it's any comfort to you, Kelly probably didn't write or play any music. Just sang along.

Fuggin' pop music.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Sosthenes on December 19, 2006, 01:53:22 AM
Damn, now I want to hear a "Fade to Grey" cover by Ozzy himself...
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: peteramthor on December 19, 2006, 06:22:09 AM
Quote from: beejazzIf it's any comfort to you, Kelly probably didn't write or play any music. Just sang along.

Fuggin' pop music.

Proving that hiring the write people to make your music for you can make almost anybody sound good.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 19, 2006, 06:33:46 AM
Quote from: beejazzIf it's any comfort to you, Kelly probably didn't write or play any music. Just sang along.

Fuggin' pop music.
Oh, I know.  It's just...so weird, to connect so mundane a pop star with so beautiful a song.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Sosthenes on December 19, 2006, 07:13:57 AM
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!Oh, I know.  It's just...so weird, to connect so mundane a pop star with so beautiful a song.
She's the Kate Bush of the current age! :mischief2:
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: NYTFLYR on December 19, 2006, 08:44:23 AM
Quote from: SosthenesDamn, now I want to hear a "Fade to Grey" cover by Ozzy himself...

I would rather hear his Staying Alive cover :D
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: kregmosier on December 19, 2006, 09:24:59 AM
Dr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzHmXwvh2C0&eurl= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzHmXwvh2C0&eurl=)

was this it?
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Blackleaf on December 19, 2006, 09:48:50 AM
I wonder how many times "Fade to Grey" was mentioned during the production of this song. :)
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 19, 2006, 11:49:25 AM
Quote from: kregmosierDr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzHmXwvh2C0&eurl= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzHmXwvh2C0&eurl=)

was this it?
Dunno, I'm at work.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: J Arcane on December 20, 2006, 03:59:14 AM
Dude.  This song is badass.  

There's like, shades of old demo tunes on the C64 in the synth work.  

And the video's brilliant.

Whoever she's hiring with her daddy's money was worth every penny.  This shit's awesome.  I want more.  I want to know who her DJ is.

EDIT:  Holy shit.  Linda Perry was the producer.  Awesome.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 20, 2006, 06:40:33 AM
Yeah, kreg, that's it.  

I don't get the video, but it's good; not at all what I pictured, obviously.  But it's got a nice Dark City thing goin'.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Sosthenes on December 20, 2006, 08:21:18 AM
Quote from: J ArcaneEDIT:  Holy shit.  Linda Perry was the producer.  Awesome.
The "4 non blondes" scarecrow? "What's going on" makes me want to kill people and/or run away with the first few notes...
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 20, 2006, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: SosthenesThe "4 non blondes" scarecrow? "What's going on" makes me want to kill people and/or run away with the first few notes...
Echoed.  WTF^2!
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Sosthenes on December 20, 2006, 11:13:25 AM
Her Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Perry) calls Courtney Love a "rock legend". The list of people she wrote songs for reads like a Who's Who of what's wrong with pop nowadays.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Abyssal Maw on December 20, 2006, 02:28:27 PM
Linda Perry is an amazing songwriter.

She wrote the song "Beautiful" which singlehandedly made me a Christina Aguilera fan. :) Shut up, that song rules.

The synths are all analog. I didn't hear anything C64 in there really, but there may have been a Sidstation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elektron_SidStation) somewhere in the mix. It sounded really analog 80s era synth for sure, even the drums.

I like it.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: J Arcane on December 20, 2006, 04:44:58 PM
And it has now officially supplanted "Crazy" in the category of "Song I seem to have a biological craving to listen to over and over again."
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 21, 2006, 08:18:35 AM
Dude, I musta listened to it 10, 12 times in a row on Monday night.

Yes, Linda Perry effectively slapped a shhet of tracing paper over "Fade To Grey" and went Flair-loco on it.  *shrug* It came out pretty good.
Title: KELLY OSBOURNE WTF?!?!?
Post by: Divine Hammer on December 21, 2006, 01:44:07 PM
Quote from: beejazzIf it's any comfort to you, Kelly probably didn't write or play any music. Just sang along.

Fuggin' pop music.

Yeah, Kiri Te Kenawa and Pavarotti don't write or play the stuff they sing either.  Posers.