Nonsense!
Purchase that Harley, the required black t-shirt (with, of course, reference to said brand of motorcycle; flames, snakes, knives, etc. on shirt are all optional), put on the ridiculously small "beanie" type helmet (which will do you zero good in an accident, but hey, you're fighting the man and his "rules," right), slap on the wrap-around shades and find a similar group of men and all the rebellion they could afford to put on their credit card and GO WILD!
Well, go as wild as your wife will let you, that is.