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Fuckin' Bagels

Started by Zalmoxis, June 06, 2007, 05:26:57 PM

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One Horse Town

To further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...

And yes, it hurt. :(

Black Flag

Try the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.

And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...
Πρώτιστον μὲν Ἔρωτα θεῶν μητίσατο πάντων...
-Παρμενείδης

James McMurray

Whole wheat's for pussies.* Real men spend their later years rotting away slowly from the inside.

*and people that own them.

James J Skach

Quote from: One Horse TownTo further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...

And yes, it hurt. :(
I just have two word for you - Kidney Stones. 4. So far.:eek:
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James J Skach

Quote from: Black FlagTry the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.

And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...
My Dad got me a Russian Blue pussy when I turned 13...said it was time to become a man.




Apparently he thought having a cat would teach me responsibility.

What?
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