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The Lounge => Media and Inspiration => Topic started by: Zalmoxis on June 06, 2007, 05:26:57 PM
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I loves me some fuckin' bagels. I like to use the plain ones to make tuna melts. I also like to use the cinnamon raisin ones for two reasons: 1. they're delicious with sweet cream cheese, & 2. Muslims have to wait to go to paradise to get their 72 raisins, but I'm not a Muslim, and so I get them in my bagels.
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The best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.
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mmm...bagels...I'm 37 hours into a 48 hour fast for a medical procedure and damn if a bagel wouldn't make me a happy man. Raisins or no.
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The best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.
I agree.
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You've been watching my wife?
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You've been watching my wife?
:mischief:
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Can't blame ya. :D
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mmm...bagels...I'm 37 hours into a 48 hour fast for a medical procedure and damn if a bagel wouldn't make me a happy man. Raisins or no.
Best wishes on that.
Also, I don't think I could voluntarily fast for 48 hours. Are you at least allowed to drink punch and the like?
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The best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.
:pics:
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Sorry. My cream cheese won't be going near any bagels for quite some time if I posted those. :)
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Sorry. My cream cheese won't be going near any bagels for quite some time if I posted those. :)
LOL! I bet. :D
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Best wishes on that.
Also, I don't think I could voluntarily fast for 48 hours. Are you at least allowed to drink punch and the like?
Clear fluids, broth, and two slices of melba toast yesterday.
Tommorow they'll put a drain snake with a camera and a claw up my ass and another camera down my throat. But probably after two or three enemas.
Not exactly a thrill.
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Are you my brother-in-law? poor bastard has to go through the same thing.
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I most certainly don't envy you. Goo luck man!
For a second there I thought that title under your name was "scatifier."
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(http://xbe.xanga.com/7e7c12e151d3482739295/b47938225.jpg)
Ok, seriously, here's where we need a "Go Back to Tangency" sign emoticon. WTF are we making threads like this here?
RPGPundit
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Are you my brother-in-law? poor bastard has to go through the same thing.
Nope, but it's a pretty common procedure. They want you to have it done every 3-5 years if anyone in your immediate family has had colon cancer.
And Pundit, that's a damn hilarious picture.
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Aah! It's so cute. Talking about ickle-wickle bread products. Asking for piccies of ickle-wickle bread products. It'll be fucking vibes and keetooms and pie next.
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See here man, I haven't eaten in two days! I can't eat vibes and even at this point I'm not so sure I'd eat a kitten. I want that fuckin' bagel!
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Ok, seriously, here's where we need a "Go Back to Tangency" sign emoticon. WTF are we making threads like this here?
Why not?
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Why not?
Because this is the sort of puerile shit you find on Tangency/RPG.net. I'm not saying its not allowed, I'm just saying its a fucking waste of bandwidth that lessens you all.
Edit: its also time you could be spending talking about RPGs.
RPGPundit
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Fine....Lets loop it all around back to RPGs.
Here's the setting : the player characters are contestants on a reality show to find new Superheroes. One "Hero" gets his powers from touching video games, another one - she gets her powers boosted every time she eats donuts (or maybe bagels).
Thing is, right when a winner and runner-up are declared - a REAL super powered menace shows up .
Sound familiar ? It should . The first 90% of that was a TV show on Sci-Fi channel last summer.
- Ed C.
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Well the procedure's done and I have no cancer, which is a good thing, and I'm eating melba toast and cherries and who knows, maybe even a bagel! Though certainly not a fucking one with "cream cheese"
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I had that done to me a few months ago. Only the throat part, but still. Genius that I am, I told them to do it without anesthesia. After all, how bad could it be?
Well, turns out the answer is: bad.
Very, very bad.
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David, I doubt we see eye-to-eye on much here, but congrats - good news.
Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years. I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...
Pundy - ahh go fuck yourself. You lessen yourself by coming in here and telling us we lessen ourselves - you fucking swine.
Damn...I am ranty after lunch. I need meds...
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Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years. I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...
I have that! The Prilosec, it does nothing!
They tell me to quit smoking, drinking, eating beef... what's up with that shit?!? Spare me--go invent some medication that works, and stuff.
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PS: 25 years, seriously? They do need to have a look, you know... it's not this dramatic illness, but there can be some long-term issues.
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Glad to hear you're good!
Anyone want a bagel? I have it on a good authority they'll help you lose weight. Or at least talking about them will lessen you, which sounds like the same thing.
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Jimmy...I hear it helps you los weight if you talk about them while running on the treadmill..it's this revolutionary new diet supplement called bageldoiten..
Pierce - yeah, they had me on aciphex...that stuff kicks ass! But having it for 25 years, there's apparently some "concern" among "medical research" blah blah blah cancer....that's about how I hear it :D
I'm scheduled to see the doc again next week...once you get over 40, shit gets scary...
EDIT: Oh yeah - not to be a anti smoker, cause occasionally...anyway...that makes a huge difference. When I don't smoke it's like night and day, with our without aciphex.
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Treadmills? Those look too much like a big flat piece of dough to mesh with my bagelocity philosophizing.
I was a long time smoker and quit about ten years back. It had an amazing change on my general conditioning as far as endurance goes. I personally would never go back.
Then again, my dad smokes two packs and a nickel bag a day in Colorado and spends his time hiking cross country and climbing mountains.
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David, I doubt we see eye-to-eye on much here, but congrats - good news.
Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years. I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...
James, I still need to find a bagel, I had a corned beef sandwich and the rest of the melba tost though. When I had two slices for supper Tuesday night I swore that if I lived I'd eat the whole damn pack.
You shouldn't be too scared of the procedure. The laxative, yes. The nursing student that puts in the IV wrong, certainly. But all I remember of the procedure itself is that for a moment something hurt enough I almost woke up and I can remember it hurting. I'd guess that's when the clipped the polyp. Apparently I was gestating a migo.
But the laxative? Man! I was shitting pure rain water on day two.
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To further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...
And yes, it hurt. :(
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Try the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.
And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...
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Whole wheat's for pussies.* Real men spend their later years rotting away slowly from the inside.
*and people that own them.
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To further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...
And yes, it hurt. :(
I just have two word for you - Kidney Stones. 4. So far.:eek:
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Try the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.
And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...
My Dad got me a Russian Blue pussy when I turned 13...said it was time to become a man.
Apparently he thought having a cat would teach me responsibility.
What?