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Author Topic: Fuckin' Bagels  (Read 1102 times)

One Horse Town

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« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2007, 06:26:41 pm »
To further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...

And yes, it hurt. :(

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« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2007, 07:18:41 pm »
Try the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.

And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...
Πρώτιστον μὲν Ἔρωτα θεῶν μητίσατο πάντων...
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« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2007, 09:21:55 pm »
Whole wheat's for pussies.* Real men spend their later years rotting away slowly from the inside.

*and people that own them.

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« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2007, 12:33:12 pm »
Quote from: One Horse Town
To further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...

And yes, it hurt. :(

I just have two word for you - Kidney Stones. 4. So far.:eek:
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« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2007, 12:35:40 pm »
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Try the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.

And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...

My Dad got me a Russian Blue pussy when I turned 13...said it was time to become a man.




Apparently he thought having a cat would teach me responsibility.

What?
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