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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2007, 12:25:41 am »
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Are you my brother-in-law?  poor bastard has to go through the same thing.


Nope, but it's a pretty common procedure.  They want you to have it done every 3-5 years if anyone in your immediate family has had colon cancer.

And Pundit, that's a damn hilarious picture.
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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2007, 03:21:57 am »
Aah! It's so cute.  Talking about ickle-wickle bread products.  Asking for piccies of ickle-wickle bread products.  It'll be fucking vibes and keetooms and pie next.
 

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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2007, 06:37:34 am »
See here man, I haven't eaten in two days!  I can't eat vibes and even at this point I'm not so sure I'd eat a kitten.  I want that fuckin' bagel!
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2007, 10:55:39 am »
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Ok, seriously, here's where we need a "Go Back to Tangency" sign emoticon. WTF are we making threads like this here?


Why not?

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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2007, 01:13:57 pm »
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Why not?

Because this is the sort of puerile shit you find on Tangency/RPG.net.  I'm not saying its not allowed, I'm just saying its a fucking waste of bandwidth that lessens you all.

Edit: its also time you could be spending talking about RPGs.

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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2007, 01:35:33 pm »
Fine....Lets loop it all around back to RPGs.

 Here's the setting : the player characters are contestants on a reality show to find new Superheroes.  One "Hero" gets his powers from touching video games, another one - she gets her powers boosted every time she eats donuts (or maybe bagels).

 Thing is, right when a winner and runner-up are declared  - a REAL super powered menace shows up .


 Sound familiar ? It should . The first 90% of that was a TV show on Sci-Fi channel last summer.

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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2007, 01:53:29 pm »
Well the procedure's done and I have no cancer, which is a good thing, and I'm eating melba toast and cherries and who knows, maybe even a bagel!  Though certainly not a fucking one with "cream cheese"
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2007, 02:12:26 pm »
I had that done to me a few months ago. Only the throat part, but still. Genius that I am, I told them to do it without anesthesia. After all, how bad could it be?

Well, turns out the answer is: bad.

Very, very bad.
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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2007, 02:41:12 pm »
David, I doubt we see eye-to-eye on much here, but congrats - good news.

Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years.  I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...

Pundy - ahh go fuck yourself.  You lessen yourself by coming in here and telling us we lessen ourselves - you fucking swine.

Damn...I am ranty after lunch.  I need meds...
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« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2007, 02:45:24 pm »
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Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years.  I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...


I have that! The Prilosec, it does nothing!

They tell me to quit smoking, drinking, eating beef... what's up with that shit?!? Spare me--go invent some medication that works, and stuff.
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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2007, 02:47:13 pm »
PS: 25 years, seriously? They do need to have a look, you know... it's not this dramatic illness, but there can be some long-term issues.
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« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2007, 03:13:48 pm »
Glad to hear you're good!

Anyone want a bagel? I have it on a good authority they'll help you lose weight. Or at least talking about them will lessen you, which sounds like the same thing.

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« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2007, 03:18:30 pm »
Jimmy...I hear it helps you los weight if you talk about them while running on the treadmill..it's this revolutionary new diet supplement called bageldoiten..

Pierce - yeah, they had me on aciphex...that stuff kicks ass! But having it for 25 years, there's apparently some "concern" among "medical research" blah blah blah cancer....that's about how I hear it :D

I'm scheduled to see the doc again next week...once you get over 40, shit gets scary...

EDIT: Oh yeah - not to be a anti smoker, cause occasionally...anyway...that makes a huge difference.  When I don't smoke it's like night and day, with our without aciphex.
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« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2007, 03:56:49 pm »
Treadmills? Those look too much like a big flat piece of dough to mesh with my bagelocity philosophizing.

I was a long time smoker and quit about ten years back. It had an amazing change on my general conditioning as far as endurance goes. I personally would never go back.

Then again, my dad smokes two packs and a nickel bag a day in Colorado and spends his time hiking cross country and climbing mountains.

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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2007, 05:50:23 pm »
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David, I doubt we see eye-to-eye on much here, but congrats - good news.

Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years.  I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...


James, I still need to find a bagel, I had a corned beef sandwich and the rest of the melba tost though.  When I had two slices for supper Tuesday night I swore that if I lived I'd eat the whole damn pack.

You shouldn't be too scared of the procedure.  The laxative, yes.  The nursing student that puts in the IV wrong, certainly.  But all I remember of the procedure itself is that for a moment something hurt enough I almost woke up and I can remember it hurting.  I'd guess that's when the clipped the polyp.  Apparently I was gestating a migo.

But the laxative?  Man!  I was shitting pure rain water on day two.
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