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Author Topic: Fuckin' Bagels  (Read 1100 times)

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« on: June 06, 2007, 05:26:57 pm »
I loves me some fuckin' bagels. I like to use the plain ones to make tuna melts. I also like to use the cinnamon raisin ones for two reasons: 1. they're delicious with sweet cream cheese, & 2. Muslims have to wait to go to paradise to get their 72 raisins, but I'm not a Muslim, and so I get them in my bagels.

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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 06:22:03 pm »
The best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.

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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 06:22:54 pm »
mmm...bagels...I'm 37 hours into a 48 hour fast for a medical procedure and damn if a bagel wouldn't make me a happy man.  Raisins or no.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 06:40:52 pm »
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The best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.



I agree.
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 06:43:21 pm »
You've been watching my wife?

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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 07:43:54 pm »
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You've been watching my wife?

:mischief:
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 08:08:31 pm »
Can't blame ya. :D

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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 08:25:54 pm »
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mmm...bagels...I'm 37 hours into a 48 hour fast for a medical procedure and damn if a bagel wouldn't make me a happy man.  Raisins or no.

Best wishes on that.

Also, I don't think I could voluntarily fast for 48 hours. Are  you at least allowed to drink punch and the like?

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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 09:26:42 pm »
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The best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.


:pics:

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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 09:49:07 pm »
Sorry. My cream cheese won't be going near any bagels for quite some time if I posted those. :)

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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 09:58:22 pm »
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Sorry. My cream cheese won't be going near any bagels for quite some time if I posted those. :)


LOL! I bet. :D

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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2007, 11:21:06 pm »
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Best wishes on that.

Also, I don't think I could voluntarily fast for 48 hours. Are  you at least allowed to drink punch and the like?


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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2007, 11:29:04 pm »
Are you my brother-in-law?  poor bastard has to go through the same thing.
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2007, 11:31:29 pm »
I most certainly don't envy you. Goo luck man!

For a second there I thought that title under your name was "scatifier."

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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2007, 12:18:44 am »


Ok, seriously, here's where we need a "Go Back to Tangency" sign emoticon. WTF are we making threads like this here?

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