Evergreen State College's mascot is the geoduck.
That's right. A big fucking clam that looks like an orange, swollen penis.
There's even a fight song:
"Go, Geoducks, go!
Through the mud and the sand let's go!
Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about.
Let it all hang out!
Go, Geoducks, go!
Stretch your necks when the tide is low!
Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about.
Let it all hang out!"
Yeah. It's a wierd hippy school.