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Author Topic: Choose your Dear Leader!  (Read 1171 times)

JongWK

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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2006, 09:23:40 am »
Turkmenbashi is out. A heart attack killed him on Wednesday.

In other news, Kim Jong-il is giving karaoke machines to his troops, in an effort to boost morale.
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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2006, 12:59:52 pm »
Damn, that's a shame too... Turkmenbashi was really just getting started on world wide fame, too.  Just think what he could have accomplished in the 'Dear Leader' catagory if we'd given him a few more years and another dozen or so tanks....
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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2006, 01:05:23 pm »
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In other news, Kim Jong-il is giving karaoke machines to his troops, in an effort to boost morale.


See..ya gotta give KJI some props for being bugfuck nutz....

but, I'm hesistating slightly on picking him over Putin after the Polonium incident...that really boosted Putin's stock in Bond Villain, Inc.
 

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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2006, 01:09:01 pm »
Dear Leader Update: Putin celebrates "glorious" spy service.

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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2006, 02:26:56 pm »
I had faith in the beginning for Putin, which is why I put my vote there.  See, he's the stealth villian, the one that you keep thinking isn't all that, until BAM, he hits you with some exotic poison that gives you mere days to live, just long enough to know just how bad he fucked you..

Still, Turkmenbashi... how shall I miss his Golden statue that always faced the sun, the Father of the Turkmen indeed...   eclipsed sadly by good buddy Kim...
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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2006, 08:06:23 pm »
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Individual Mutualism seems like a pretty sound political and economic philosophy.
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2007, 07:29:38 am »
I'll certainly choose Fidel. I mean, not only is he a dictator, but he also has half the world believing he's such a "freedom fighter" and a champion of his people.

That, and Cuba doesn't know winter!!