I spotted a troll loose on the boards - and a big one, bought 10' tall, bright purple skin and wicked teeth.
By the way, legends say that all kithian on this board have strange and wonderful powers over the software. I even hear nocker once got the boards to make breakfast for him.
Interesting.....a troll on a message board. Who would have thunk it. :D
I wonder - is he named Izrador by any chance?
Quote from: PookaI wonder - is he named Izrador by any chance?
Ahhhhhhh......NOOOOOOO!!! He follows me everywhere. :D
Yes, Troll is here. Troll very happy to be here. He will shepherd the little ones, make sure they do not hurt selves
Troll mostly just growl and bare teeth. But you irritate Troll he will turn your head backward and give you hindsight.
:hides behind the troll:
Sorry, force of habit.
Quote from: Pooka:hides behind the troll:
Sorry, force of habit.
Eh? Troll used to being hid behind. He okay with it.
Troll not spotted! He have nice purple skin. Now run along harry little man.
Trolls can be good. Are you a good Troll?
I hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.
Quote from: PookaI hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.
Good call, Trolls are some of the nicest blokes I've ever met. One time, when I had a flat tire, a troll* pulled over and took a break from sucking the marrow out of a chicken bone (at least that's what I hope it was) and helped me change my tire, getting me back on the road in record time.
Although I think he stole the warm beers rolling around my trunk... I wasn't too mad, I wasnt' going to drink them.
(*swear to god this guy weren't any human I'd ever seen)
He's a Troll, therefore not an Ogre, therefore he's kind.
He may be an Unseelie troll, at worst, but at least that's not the Shadow Court.
Quote from: PookaI hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.
A board where the trolls are in charge?
What's next, all the posts by lurkers?
That is Comedy Gold. The trolls *officially* in charge, instead of just de facto. :D
Yawn! Troll wake up and ears burn. Were little ones speaking of Troll?
Yup, I was just telling a story about a nice troll who helped me change a tire. :D
You ever been on I-70 between Hays, Kansas and the Colorado border? ;)
Quote from: BillyBeanbagYup, I was just telling a story about a nice troll who helped me change a tire. :D
You ever been on I-70 between Hays, Kansas and the Colorado border? ;)
Troll get runs from old warm beer. Troll's stomach grumble at him for a day.
Well if you ever swing back through, I'll make it up to you.