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Author Topic: Uh oh.. I spotted a troll  (Read 2685 times)

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Uh oh.. I spotted a troll
« on: March 01, 2006, 10:50:09 PM »
I spotted a troll loose on the boards - and a big one, bought 10' tall, bright purple skin and wicked teeth.

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2006, 10:55:40 PM »
By the way, legends say that all kithian on this board have strange and wonderful powers over the software.  I even hear nocker once got the boards to make breakfast for him.

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2006, 11:25:28 PM »
Interesting.....a troll on a message board.  Who would have thunk it. :D
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2006, 11:26:13 PM »
I wonder - is he named Izrador by any chance?

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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2006, 11:27:40 PM »
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I wonder - is he named Izrador by any chance?



Ahhhhhhh......NOOOOOOO!!!  He follows me everywhere. :D
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2006, 11:37:04 PM »
Yes, Troll is here.  Troll very happy to be here.  He will shepherd the little ones, make sure they do not hurt selves

Troll mostly just growl and bare teeth.  But you irritate Troll he will turn your head backward and give you hindsight.

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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2006, 11:39:38 PM »
:hides behind the troll:

Sorry, force of habit.

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2006, 11:41:50 PM »
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:hides behind the troll:

Sorry, force of habit.


Eh?  Troll used to being hid behind.  He okay with it.

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2006, 11:58:48 PM »
Troll not spotted!  He have nice purple skin.  Now run along harry little man.

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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2006, 08:12:42 AM »
Trolls can be good.  Are you a good Troll?
He's no good to me dead.- Fett

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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2006, 08:43:44 AM »
I hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.

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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2006, 10:09:48 AM »
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I hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.
Good call, Trolls are some of the nicest blokes I've ever met. One time, when I had a flat tire, a troll* pulled over and took a break from sucking the marrow out of a chicken bone (at least that's what I hope it was) and helped me change my tire, getting me back on the road in record time.

Although I think he stole the warm beers rolling around my trunk... I wasn't too mad, I wasnt' going to drink them.

(*swear to god this guy weren't any human I'd ever seen)
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2006, 10:27:01 AM »
He's a Troll, therefore not an Ogre, therefore he's kind.

He may be an Unseelie troll, at worst, but at least that's not the Shadow Court.
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2006, 10:30:41 AM »
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I hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.


A board where the trolls are in charge?

What's next, all the posts by lurkers?

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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2006, 10:44:30 AM »
That is Comedy Gold.  The trolls *officially* in charge, instead of just de facto.  :D