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Uh oh.. I spotted a troll

Started by Guest (Deleted), March 01, 2006, 10:50:09 PM

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Guest (Deleted)

I spotted a troll loose on the boards - and a big one, bought 10' tall, bright purple skin and wicked teeth.

Guest (Deleted)

By the way, legends say that all kithian on this board have strange and wonderful powers over the software.  I even hear nocker once got the boards to make breakfast for him.

Knightcrawler

Interesting.....a troll on a message board.  Who would have thunk it. :D
Knightcrawler

"I Am Become Death, Destroyer Of Worlds"

Guest (Deleted)

I wonder - is he named Izrador by any chance?

Knightcrawler

Quote from: PookaI wonder - is he named Izrador by any chance?


Ahhhhhhh......NOOOOOOO!!!  He follows me everywhere. :D
Knightcrawler

"I Am Become Death, Destroyer Of Worlds"

Hreidmar

Yes, Troll is here.  Troll very happy to be here.  He will shepherd the little ones, make sure they do not hurt selves

Troll mostly just growl and bare teeth.  But you irritate Troll he will turn your head backward and give you hindsight.

Guest (Deleted)

:hides behind the troll:

Sorry, force of habit.

Hreidmar

Quote from: Pooka:hides behind the troll:

Sorry, force of habit.

Eh?  Troll used to being hid behind.  He okay with it.

Hreidmar

Troll not spotted!  He have nice purple skin.  Now run along harry little man.

fett527

Trolls can be good.  Are you a good Troll?
He's no good to me dead.- Fett

Guest (Deleted)

I hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.

BillyBeanbag

Quote from: PookaI hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.
Good call, Trolls are some of the nicest blokes I've ever met. One time, when I had a flat tire, a troll* pulled over and took a break from sucking the marrow out of a chicken bone (at least that's what I hope it was) and helped me change my tire, getting me back on the road in record time.

Although I think he stole the warm beers rolling around my trunk... I wasn't too mad, I wasnt' going to drink them.

(*swear to god this guy weren't any human I'd ever seen)
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
Dr. Seuss

Ottomsoh the Elderly

He's a Troll, therefore not an Ogre, therefore he's kind.

He may be an Unseelie troll, at worst, but at least that's not the Shadow Court.
 

Nicephorus

Quote from: PookaI hope so - I put him in charge of moderating the entire board.

A board where the trolls are in charge?

What's next, all the posts by lurkers?

Cyberzombie

That is Comedy Gold.  The trolls *officially* in charge, instead of just de facto.  :D