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Reefer Madness

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« Reply #60 on: March 06, 2006, 07:33:05 PM »
wheres a porkins pic when we need it...stay on target!!
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« Reply #61 on: March 06, 2006, 08:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Reefer Madness
wheres a porkins pic when we need it...stay on target!!

Psst...  That wasn't Porkins.

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EXTERIOR: DEATH STAR TRENCH.

        The three TIE fighters race along in the trench in a tight
        formation.

INTERIOR: GOLD LEADER'S Y-WING -- COCKPIT.

        Gold Leader panics.

GOLD LEADER: (into mike) I can't maneuver!

INTERIOR: GOLD FIVE'S Y-WING -- COCKPIT.

        Gold Five, the old veteran, trys to calm Gold Leader.

GOLD FIVE: Stay on target.

INTERIOR: GOLD LEADER'S Y-WING -- COCKPIT.

        The Death Star races by outside the cockpit window as he
        adjusts his targeting device.

GOLD LEADER: We're too close.

INTERIOR: GOLD FIVE'S Y-WING -- COCKPIT.

        The older pilot remains calm.

GOLD FIVE: Stay on target!

INTERIOR: GOLD LEADER'S Y-WING -- COCKPIT.

        Now he's really panicked.

GOLD LEADER: Loosen up!

INTERIOR: DARTH VADER'S COCKPIT.

        Vader calmly adjusts his targeting computer and pushes the
        fire button.

INTERIOR: GOLD LEADER'S Y-WING -- COCKPIT.

        Gold Leader's ship is hit by Vader's laser.

EXTERIOR: SURFACE OF THE DEATH STAR.

        Gold Leader explodes in a ball of flames, throwing debris in
        all directions.
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